natalie

Natalie is the name of a girl who has a face only a mother can love, she is hideous inside and out, extremely mentally ill, and probably has a massive chin. Girls named natalie also have a nickname (crimson chin). legend has it that if you turn the lights off and whisper “crimson” 6 times in a mirror, she’ll drive your car drunk! beware of the beast that is a woman named natalie, she also LOVES to bottle feed, date rape, and say racial slurs. Keep all Natalies at least 1000 feet away from black sororities, she will invade, destroy, capture, and brainwash any innocent person she can. and for the men, be careful. I know that giant chin, bad fake tan, fried hair, golden teeth, and dwarf nose might look appealing, but her acidic, rancid vagina destroys all that is brave enough to enter. ⚠️ ‼️IT WILL DESTROY YOUR PENIS‼️⚠️ stay safe and keep about 15 miles away from all natalie’s in your general vicinity. i pray for society, and feel for her victims.

“have you seen natalie?”
“no but i smelt her!!”

by danielmeyer November 23, 2023

Natalie

Natalie eyes are as pretty 10 thousand skys and you could go to space and back and still not be bored with her she keeps you with her always remembering to call and text you everyday and when she doesn't she feels bad she is nice and pretty and she cares to much she never sees the bad in people which is good and bad but in the end you will still love her and you never want her to go anywhere with out you (you will become obsessed.

I love Natalie and she love me

by LoveBirdy March 23, 2024

Ms. Natalie

Located at a Middle School in Eugene OR, She's a lunch supervisor and supervisor in general. She's a super sweet and wonderful person and she makes everybody's days the best.

Ms. Natalie is the best and prettiest person to ever exist.

by watermelon is amazing March 20, 2025

natalie rule

Sports rule made to penalize an extraordinary player, usually because of a coach's action

You can't have the big kids at running back anymore; they have to play o-line - just another natalie rule.

by Janaska August 25, 2022

Natalie Crawford

She is like your best wet dream and your worst nightmare at the same time. likely to give you a boner immediately. Enigmatic as fuck. I know she’s there when she looks me in the eye but I can’t get full access to her. She is a Grace Kelly with a fun side. For this reason she’s a coveted female. Like all women, she likes diamonds and skinny dipping. Her heart only deals in real love, not teenager twatsicle shit, and she uses humor and humility to cope with the consequences of interacting with sensitive idiot males who have never pursued anything in their lives and who can’t emotionally connect. She’ll call you out on your glaring hypocrisy immediately and you’ll be so pissed because she’s right and it’s infuriating. She’s highly intelligent…. intelligent enough to not show you that she’s smarter than you sometimes :) intelligent enough to act immaturely sometimes. if you’re truly loved by Natalie it will be unforgettable in the best way

Guy 1 Why does Natalie Crawford make me cum so hard?

Guy 2 Because you fall in love with Natalie Crawford..

by yourwelcomez November 24, 2021

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<.7.9.7.6.>Stephanie Beatriz Bischoff Acts Like Natalie Portman<&>AndA<&> Vice Versa<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 13, 2025

Natalie

Natalie is a girl who is laughing all time and is very cute.
She is nice to everyone but when someone lies to her she is angry...
So don't lie to her.Love her.
She is a unicorn lover.

Natalie is nice and cute.
Natalie is a beauty from the in- and outside.

by Cuteunicornlover January 4, 2017