Ass Pirate

One who sails the seven seas in search for the best booty.

"Garrrr I be an ass pirate!"
"Shut the hell up Captain Fucktooth"

by kinnykinny January 01, 2006

pirate ship

a waterborn vessel on which pirates travel

The swashbuckling buccaneer stood aboard his pirate ship.

by grinch sugar face March 31, 2004

Pirate Booty

It´s a pirate expression for a hoarded treasure.

"Look Captain! It´s the John Silver's pirate booty!"

by uroboros91 January 10, 2012

mud pirate

Another name for a gay man. Sticks his dick into other men's asses thus giving him a muddy dick.

Man, Austin is just a fucking mud pirate

by DMB403 October 28, 2005

pirate shot

when you take a double shot of tequila, snort a line of salt, squeeze the lime in your eye, and have someone slap the shit out of you.

Greg: So, how was that pirate shot?
Steve: GGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH !!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT BURNS!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Cornelieus McGillicuddy III March 28, 2008

Sneaky Pirate

When you cum in a girls eye and simultaneously kick her in the shin so shes limping, covering her eye and saying "Arrrrgh!"

Derek: Imma sneaky pirate Eve tonight yo.
Gerald: Mean.

by missusmactavish July 31, 2011

Sock Pirate

When someone spends the night over a friend's house and right before they sleep they take their own socks off. Later the next day, when they leave, they either forget their socks or just don't give a shit about them because they're too sick of hanging out and do not want to spend another second over that person's house. Shortly after you meet up with that friend and discover he or she is wearing those socks. Called a Sock Pirate because pirates take things and make off with them as their own.

Bill: Gosh Don, I hate to point this out but those are my socks.
Don: Ohh, your right. Sorry man my mom kinda bleached them.
Bill: Well you better get me a new damn pair or I'm willing to tell everyone your too poor to buy your own pair, you Sock Pirate.

by Tea and Melons March 19, 2009