paris catacomb

noun: A sexual act that consists in saving up the bones of the buffalo wings you had for dinner, filling up a condom (or two layers of condoms, for safety) with them and introducing it into your partner's cavity (be it vagina or anus).

The irregular protuberances of the bones inside the condom tickle the internal tissues of your partner, thus causing them bursts of intense pleasure (similar to ribbed condoms).

Since your partner's vaginal or anal walls are now covered in bones, there is not light, and the environment is most, it is said to resemble the underground Catacombs of Paris. Hence the name.

Kevin: "Yo, Alex... that French chick you introduced me to yesterday is a real freak"

Alex: "Why, dude?"

Kevin: "She suggested we go have dinner at Hooters and then had me do a Paris Catacombs on her"

Alex: "Neat, dude!"

by Krakaphoon January 27, 2018

Paris

Pretty

Paris is very pretty and will take yo nigga

by Bbsbsh November 24, 2021

Paris is good

explicitly a booty call telling you to "COME OVER" -> HEAD OVER THERE NOW!

At 2am (Paris is good ...)

by insta influencer July 8, 2021

PARIS

The best fucker ever ... He has every girl he wants ... He has the biggest dick ... Fuck George Paris is clearly better than him ... Paris ex gf has to cry now

Paris plz fuck me

by Iamheremf November 20, 2021

paris

Reneck word that combines "pair" and "is". Word is from Jeff Foxworthy.

I bought myself so many shoes, but this paris killing my feet.

by Sabaka z Mahusky August 31, 2022

Paris b

The princess of vu pop

Yo paris b is really the princess of vu pop until she quit.

by Parisb October 19, 2020

postcard from paris

Something thats never as good as the real thing
Something or someone that looks good on paper but you find out its nowhere close to as good as it seemed

Women 1 : so did you go out with that hot guy you met the other night ?

Women 2: yeah but it sucked , he was totally a postcard from paris.

by jadedlilly March 14, 2014