dry towel

when someone sucks up all of your energy; opposite of a wet towel

"That Maddie girl is such a dry towel"

by communitities May 27, 2018

Dry Bloke

Someone who has poor banter and can't handle there drink/avoids drinking at all costs.

Dry bloke eg Jordi Walker

by Jack Rosier May 29, 2016

Sexually Dry

When someone (usually someone awkward in most situations) refuses to engage in any kind of sexual activity. Ex: grinding, fingering, handjobs, blowjobs... ect.

Guy 1) "Aye, have you heard that Mason's girlfriend is sexually dry?"

Guy 2) "Sucks to be him."

by MiwaUchiha June 3, 2018

chug it dry

You choke your chicken for so long that semen will no longer secrete from the tip of your penis.

Nina choked Clarence's chicken for so long that she did indeed chug it dry.

by chuckiecheese13579 April 24, 2014

dry fuckboy

A fuckboy no one likes

"dude, ethan's such a dry fuckboy. like he flirts with every girl but none of them like him."

by omdefine October 27, 2016

Fluffy-dry

Drying off after a shower so thoroughly that your hair is akin to a fluff ball.

I always fluffy-dry after my showers.

by Foxx McLeod April 27, 2020

Dry Creek

No matter how hard a male tries he just can't get a female wet during sex.

Mitch: "Dude, I heard you went home with Beth last night, how was it?"

Ted: "It was terrible, that bitch was such a dry creek I ended up giving her a crispy ninja and left!"

by Tyrant726 September 6, 2011