van der woude

The best last name one could have. van der Woudes are great leaders, inventors and are usually really charming and strong. They are really smart and always know how to solve a problem

Whouw you could see he is a van der Woude.

by TheSexyBeastMan January 20, 2017

Van De Fraaff

verb (with object): to describe a subject that you largely know nothing about by animatedly dancing around with arbitrarily elongated words and essentially avoiding saying anything of worth.

Look at this guy Van De Fraaffing this presentation. I bet he doesn't know anything about composite delaminations in fighter aircraft.

by Dr. S Hawkings August 19, 2019

Shit Van Winkle

When you're in the bathroom trying so hard to take a shit that when you come out, you feel like its 20 years later

"Where have you been man?"
"I've been in the bathroom for the last two hours. What time is it? I thought the sun already set."
"It's only been 15 minutes. You had a shit van winkle"

by GhettoLibrarian February 8, 2021

van der Fort

If u have this surname you are a alpha chad and have a big penis

Yahya is a van der Fort

by POPOES September 2, 2021

Hanco Van Rooyen

He is the most cutest and funniest guys on the plannet they call themselves the “boertjie-man”but thier the best❤️

Hanco Van Rooyen : they send you funny videos too make you laugh they are like no one else :)

by Babygirlnommer2 July 22, 2022

dodge scare-a-van

Referred to by Bart in the episode where the Simpsons went to Italy. A Dodge Scare-a-van is an old/misshapen car that someone treats like it is amazing.

*Mr. Burn's scrubbing down an Oldsmobile*

Bart: Hey, Mr. Burns! Where'd you get that new Dodge Scare-a-van?

by dsfhsdh January 11, 2011

do a van gogh

When someone is talking such bullshit or has a really annoying voice, you want to cut your ears off

Inspired by Vincent van Gogh, a painter who cut one of his ears off.

A: The teacher's pet was talking shit again, it wanted me to do a van gogh
B: Yeah sucks...

by frogay yay :) February 12, 2022