Tuesday

The answer to everything.

John- “Why is the sky blue?”

Philip- “Tuesday”

by Tuesday Man May 22, 2021

Tuesday

As long as if you were to stretch Mount Everest into a thin strip and lay it down on the ground.

* Couldn’t write anything here, I’m already dead by the end of Tuesday *

by Naru Soul May 24, 2021

Smack ass Tuesday

Gotta grab/smack ass day so girls don’t get mad when you get ya ass smacked or grabbed

Today’s smack ass Tuesday

by K.O.S_Naz May 25, 2021

Tesla Tuesday

A phrase coined by user @squawksquare on twitter suggesting that Tesla stock tends to perform poorly on Tuesdays .

It’s Tesla Tuesday… that explains why Tesla is diving down 3% at the open on no news

by chadsideas August 21, 2024

Tesla Tuesday

A phrase coined by user @squawksquare on twitter suggesting that Tesla stock tends to perform poorly on Tuesdays.

It’s Tesla Tuesday.. no wonder Tesla just dived down 3% at the open for no reason

by chadsideas August 21, 2024

Tuesday

By FAR the most irrelevant day of the week. Everyone always overlooks Tuesday and says Monday is the worst, but at least on Monday it isn’t immediate max effort and work like on Tuesdays. At least on Mondays you are usually at least somewhat refreshed from the weekend, unlike Tuesdays, where you get the devastating realization that the weekend is still so far away, unlike how you can at least still be able to ease into the week like on Mondays.

Purpose of each day of the week:

Monday: The start of the working week.
Wednesday: The halfway point.
Thursday: Friday Eve.
Friday: The end of the working week.
Saturday: The main day off.
Sunday: Monday Eve.
Tuesday: Serves literally zero purpose.

Amigo 1: Hey man, why are you pissed?
Amigo 2: It’s Tuesday. Therefore, we’re back to back to really working, unlike Monday where we were at least somewhat refreshed from the weekend.
Amigo 1: That’s understandable, Tuesdays suck.

by Someone with a 🅱️rain October 23, 2024

Tyto Tuesday

A casual fighting game event taking place on the day after Monday but before Wednesday.
The host is known for bribing fgc members with cheap pizza and beer to entice them to attend.

I missed the last Tyto Tuesday and now I have to wait an entire week for the next one. Depression.

by CrossEyedDaisuke November 11, 2024