by Thombstone May 21, 2023

A fake hair style, made popular by middle-age men, who are not accepting their male-patterned baldness but instead, insist their impending baldness is a hair style.
Jim: Wow, Mike, you are really starting to go bald!
Mike: Na man, I'm not going bald, it's my new reverse-fade hair cut.
Jim: Bro, you are in denial!
Mike: No, seriously, it is a new hair cut that is driving all the girls wild.
Jim: Man, you are lost. Nobody is buying that! Bro, you are bald. Accept it. Now, go grab your pickleball paddle and join all the other old guys with their "reverse-fades."
Mike: You're a jerk, Jim.
Mike: Na man, I'm not going bald, it's my new reverse-fade hair cut.
Jim: Bro, you are in denial!
Mike: No, seriously, it is a new hair cut that is driving all the girls wild.
Jim: Man, you are lost. Nobody is buying that! Bro, you are bald. Accept it. Now, go grab your pickleball paddle and join all the other old guys with their "reverse-fades."
Mike: You're a jerk, Jim.
by B-gas Scott February 15, 2024

Not going to something anymore, but maybe you should have/you were planning on it. Ducking out of an event, maybe a little guiltily but you’re glad to not go anymore.
by HayyLoww April 9, 2025

The best haircut you can get, it fits on literally anyone, slim tall skinny or fat people, anyone, just look it up on tiktok or google, its like a LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW TAPER FADE BUT BETTER!!!!
Person 1: Yo do you know about the strawberry fade haircut?
Totally not a Tripophobic person: No?
Person 1: Look it up on tiktok its the best haircut you can get literally
Totally not a Tripophobic person: Uh ok
*looks it up on tiktok*
Totally not a Tripophobic person: *starts crying of how peak the haircut is and definitely not out of trauma*
Totally not a Tripophobic person: No?
Person 1: Look it up on tiktok its the best haircut you can get literally
Totally not a Tripophobic person: Uh ok
*looks it up on tiktok*
Totally not a Tripophobic person: *starts crying of how peak the haircut is and definitely not out of trauma*
by HDL69 May 23, 2025

n. when one wakes from a nap and resembles an individual who is really doped up on weed (eyes bloodshot, watery eyes), usually because they took a nap with contact lenses in.
When Tom woke from his nap during his lunch break, his co-workers thought he was high. His boss then subsequently fired him when, in actuality, he was only nap faded.
by Max Wellington September 23, 2013

by SeekGDRobot May 22, 2025

by jitjitjit September 14, 2021
