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pre-Dooced

Being disqualified for a job because your blog was read by a hiring individual at the company where you've applied.

Not being hired because of your blog. See Dooce.
Probably a good idea to keep your blog and your design website separate. You don't want to get pre-Dooced.
by Maigen January 14, 2008
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Dungeon Deuce

The act of stalling the running of a dungeon while playing World of Warcraft so you can go poo in real life.
"Hey guys, before we hit this next boss, I need to take a quick dungeon deuce"

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"where did *players name* go? He's been gone for a while now.."
"he must have gone to drop a dungeon deuce"
by Kittyisgood April 28, 2010
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dangling deuce

A small portion of fecal matter that remains stuck to the anus after defecation and cannot be expelled by normal methods of muscular contraction. Often a byproduct of excessive cheese consumption.
I thought I was in the clear, but I realized too late that I hadn't taken care of a dangling deuce and now my hand is covered in shit.
by fudgedragon November 19, 2010
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Bro deuce

When you and a bro deuce in public stalls next to each other. Bro deucing, when a cooperative effort is required.
At camp, Mike and Tyler had to deuce. There were two stalls available, thus resulting in a bro deuce.
by rorburger December 15, 2010
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Standing Deuce-ation

when you are standing at the urinal and you have to shit but can't, either because the stalls are full or you have a phobia, and whilst trying to only urinate you accidentatly drop a deuce in your pants.
person 1: "Hey man why did you leave the park so fast?"
person 2: "I got a standing deuce-ation and had to chance my pants"
person 1: "Man that's Fucking sick!"
by EskimoJAK April 2, 2011
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The Deuce is on the Loose

"Hey, how are you feeling? Any better?"

"Yeah my nose isn't stuffed up but the deuce is on the loose, still."
by hiddendragon August 6, 2012
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ghost deuce

When one takes a dump in the toilet but it is nowhere to be seen, also when wiping there is nothing there
Dude! I took a shit yesterday and there was nothing there!

That's what you call a ghost deuce my man.

I took the biggest ghost deuce the other day. I couldn't believe how clean that toilet was after I was done.
by The6exo6rci6st April 29, 2014
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