shake a deuce loose

To take a shit, dump, have a bowel movement, or go number two.

1. Uh oh, I think I’m touching cloth. I need to go shake a deuce loose.

2. Johnny ate a huge burrito for dinner and ran upstairs to shake a deuce loose.

3. Fuck Mary that fart wreaks! Are you sure you don’t have to shake a deuce loose?

4. Jesus! Which one of you assholes shook a deuce loose and forgot to flush?

by Shay Sights May 13, 2022

Deuce Nickel Tre

What people from the streets of Tacoma, Washington (such as The Hilltop) and surrounding areas call the area code 253.

"Deuce Nickel Tre, that sits in the South Sound." - Fice

by Martialyss December 29, 2016

angry desk deuce

To drop a deuce (a shit) in the desk drawer of a co-worker; generally driven by hatred or distain. Preferably, one is left in the upper right hand drawer for a right-handed person, or upper left hand drawer for a left-handed person, or just go freestyle, you do you.

I hate my co-worker Dick so much, that I am going to leave an angry desk deuce in his drawer after he leaves for the weekend! Happy Monday morning DICK!

by ihatect2011 July 14, 2011

chuck a deuce

When on acid, you spin a slinky really fast in front of a bright light, you're chucking a deuce when you get two circles to form.

Check out dudeman with the slinky, can you chuck a deuce?

by DavidHalk November 28, 2006

Ma Deuce

Another word for your Mother

Ma Duece was worried about you yesterday, what happen?

by Jae' June 22, 2005

drop a deuce bomb

take a shit

Lemme call you back, I gotta drop a deuce bomb.

by Gor January 22, 2003

Circle Pines Deuce

When after being tased by local police one shits own pants, named for taser happy police departments record of 137 people tased in one week shitting own pants.

That stupid asshole Nick ran from the cops and ended up taking a Circle Pines deuce.

by Jeremiah Potts March 10, 2008