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Chicago Paycheck

JFK cashed in his Chicago Paycheck.
by YourSexyDad March 25, 2021
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Chicago White Sock

A good luck pre-game ritual for Chicago White Sox fans where your girlfriend slips on a black sock (normally used for feet) on your cock and jacks you off until you cum into the sock while you sit back, relax, and strap it down with a beer, preferably a Miller lite (or modelo if your girl is Latina)

This is similar to the Clark Street Cock Sock, which is performed exclusively among men within the gay community and into a blue sock before Cubs games instead.
My girl surprised me with the ole Chicago White Sock before the game that was so good I nutted through the sock and Giolito threw a no-hitter!
by DamnGoodCockSock April 1, 2021
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Chicago agriculture high school

A school full of weird bitches drug addicts and mentally Ill teenagers and all they talk about is sex.
This school is worse than Chicago agriculture high schools football team
by Bad bitch avenue November 4, 2021
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chicago salad

a bed of iceberg lettuce with either a pork chop or cut up hot dogs on top
I'll order a Chicago salad as I'm trying to healthier.
by Oceanic16 November 8, 2021
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chicago

🔥 + 🗑
Dang bro you live in Chicago? Seems like a cool place to live but it do be 🗑 🔥
by Houstonfan2007 February 13, 2022
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Chicago Special

A classic dish from globally renown food capital of the world, Chicago, consisting of 5 lbs of french fries covered in several overly generous dollops of cum followed by a shot of Malort. Ask any Chicagoan what condiment they eat their fries with and they'll tell you CUM. Often considered one of "the classic foods synonymous with Chicago" and "the next best thing since deep dish pizza". Originally popularized on the south side Maxwell Street district.
Me and the boys headed down to Hawkeye's for a Chicago Special.
by Chicago Native Born Boy July 26, 2021
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Chicago

Where queers who's parents don't love them and live in Elmwood park think they are from
"I heard he claims Chicago"
"It dont matter, hes from Elmwood park"
by HueyLouisAndTheNewey May 30, 2021
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