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Blonde god

The god of all blondes. She protects anyone who is granted with blond hair. If one who is not blonde prays to her she will turn you blonde.
Person: dear lord of blondes, pleas give me rich golden hair

Blonde god: I will grant your wish
by Blonde god June 17, 2022
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blonde ting

What kind of bucktee waste yute doesn't mess wit a blonde ting
by walkinglick September 23, 2019
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Yukon blonde

Please, that isn't grey hair. It's Yukon blonde. Get it right!
by NMIR March 12, 2023
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Blonde Short King

A blonde short king is someone who rules over their friend group with passion and calmness, everyone will just flock to him like moths to a flame. The blonde short king is someone who will never be disputed. That stood until a scruff from barnsleh came and betrayed him on a trip to twickenham that saw many contraversial tiktok posts. They eventually made up.
"Look, its the blonde short king!! Bow down"
by KingAdamWorshipsAkkaLdz July 26, 2025
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that..blonde..phycho

The best tiktoker on earth.her cosplay of Toga Himiko is PERFECT ๐Ÿ‘‘๐Ÿ‘‘๐Ÿ‘‘(SHE SHOULD SPILL TEA FROM SCHOOL OR SMHโ˜•โ˜•โ˜•โ˜•โ˜•โ˜•)
Me:"have you followed that..blonde..phycho"

Bully:"Eww no she's terrible"

Me:"NO SHE'S NOT BITCHHHH HER COSPLAY IS GREAT"

OTHER KID:"hell yeah I've seen her she's great and I'm a simp ๐Ÿ˜"
by that..blonde..phycho simp March 10, 2021
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Beacon blonde

Juan birb is a beacon of brightness whom is Welsh. Beacon blonde
by Jwi8sp94 March 23, 2020
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Pure Blonde

Pure blonde relates to someone who is naturally blonde
"You're Pure Blonde"
by Emily.S.A May 23, 2017
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