Blonde god

The god of all blondes. She protects anyone who is granted with blond hair. If one who is not blonde prays to her she will turn you blonde.

Person: dear lord of blondes, pleas give me rich golden hair

Blonde god: I will grant your wish

by Blonde god June 17, 2022

blonde ting

a blonde bitch

What kind of bucktee waste yute doesn't mess wit a blonde ting

by walkinglick September 23, 2019

Yukon blonde

Silver or grey hair, but cooler

Please, that isn't grey hair. It's Yukon blonde. Get it right!

by NMIR March 12, 2023

Blonde Short King

A blonde short king is someone who rules over their friend group with passion and calmness, everyone will just flock to him like moths to a flame. The blonde short king is someone who will never be disputed. That stood until a scruff from barnsleh came and betrayed him on a trip to twickenham that saw many contraversial tiktok posts. They eventually made up.

"Look, its the blonde short king!! Bow down"

by KingAdamWorshipsAkkaLdz July 26, 2025

that..blonde..phycho

The best tiktoker on earth.her cosplay of Toga Himiko is PERFECT 👑👑👑(SHE SHOULD SPILL TEA FROM SCHOOL OR SMH☕☕☕☕☕☕)

Me:"have you followed that..blonde..phycho"

Bully:"Eww no she's terrible"

Me:"NO SHE'S NOT BITCHHHH HER COSPLAY IS GREAT"

OTHER KID:"hell yeah I've seen her she's great and I'm a simp 😏"

by that..blonde..phycho simp March 10, 2021

Beacon blonde

Juan birb

Juan birb is a beacon of brightness whom is Welsh. Beacon blonde

by Jwi8sp94 March 23, 2020

Pure Blonde

Pure blonde relates to someone who is naturally blonde

"You're Pure Blonde"

by Emily.S.A May 23, 2017