Get Mommed

To perform a sexual act with a friend's mother.

Dude, tonight I'm totally going to Get Mommed by Jake's mom!

by crazycottonball October 9, 2009

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by AddictedToAnAuditoru March 8, 2025

get on the bus

To become a fan of the band the grateful dead aka a “deadhead”

“When did you get on the bus?”
“What got you on the bus?”

by bbury April 28, 2024

Get the fuck outta here!

The timeless phrase you say when you fire someone under ugly circumstances. The ultimate breakup line.

"Get the fuck outta here!" - We, the People, to all the politicians who worked together to ruin the country.

by Publius0987 April 14, 2025

To get Vladed

A term in curling when a players misses their shot against all off and laws of physics to end up with a better shot.

Oh damn, you are about to get Vladed!

by KForts February 3, 2024

It's fun, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnant

A good line to use wif a cute chick when ya wanna do something totally "innocent 'n' harmless" like rub her feet, give her a cuddly soothing massage, etc.

Telling a hot gal dat "It's fun, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnant" can also be effective for getting her to allow you total access to her warm softness wif your hands and lips, provided dat you are actually able to "keep it in your pants" (or at least just in her hand or mouth, if you're both naked). Good luck wif DAT, though --- once you get excited from savoring her exquisite flesh, her juicy-looking coochie may look awfully tempting for your painfully-engorged lulu! What you can do in dis case, though, is to either wear a condom or have her "relieve da pressure" manually/orally, and then you can safely thrust inside of her for at least a few minutes before your sperm-glands "recharge themselves" to da point where you would again be in danger of spurting helplessly while you're eagerly "soothing her baby-tunnel" wif your swollen "love-pipe".

by QuacksO December 12, 2019

get away driver

A guy that help a theif or bad guys to drive them away when they do something bad...

A get away driver just help those theifs get away!

by Yo man that is Yo January 9, 2018