zached

to rape and sexually assault a femail

omg he just zached her

by jackfis h November 3, 2025

Zach’s dick

Massively large

Some people say Zach’s dick is bigger than a giant horse cock

by Rando1234683 April 10, 2023

Zach

A real stand up guy

Person: hey guys did you hear about Zach hitting kids?
Zach: what can I say I'm a nice guy

by TheLooch July 12, 2023

Zach Anderson

Someone who can't live without attention. He has a big head but is not necessarily smart. Sometimes he will try to seek attention by taking off his jacket to "flex"

Its Zach Anderson. Is he going to take off his jacket?

by ANDOOOOOOOOO ANDOOOOOOOOOO March 25, 2019

Zach

Just a guy from Oklahoma is a moron.

Zach can't even win in Mario Kart. What a Tarpley!!

by Ateam043 August 20, 2022

Zach

A fat pig who likes to eat donuts and watch anime.

That Zach kid is so smelly he has worn that fedora for the last three years and I don't think he showers.

by Chugsplash69 April 12, 2022

Zach

A poly sci major with a massive schlong and a tendency to make all girls within a 4 mile radius wet. Men previously thought to be entirely heterosexual fall victim to his gaze, sent into an uncontrollable lust for his glorious member. Legend says when a Gabe walks into a room, every sentient life form begins moaning uncontrollably, including but not limited to butterflies, killer whales, fortnite players and wooly mammoths. To call Zachs sex gods or sex icons is an understatement, because Zachs are sex itself.

Zach (the poly sci major) walked past him and he instantly bust a nut in his pants.
She neared Zach (the poly sci major) and could feel her legs begin to tremble

by Sexy_Gabe February 28, 2022