wet pedro

When a woman sticks two fingers in her cock socket and then shoves those two fingers in a mans nostrils. Wet pedro.

Jessica wet pedro'd dexter last night after sex. She is hilarious

by Apenjess August 23, 2019

wet mattessich

A riff off of a White Russian, created by Minneston native J. Mattessich. The drink replaces the cream in a traditional White Russian with RumChata. The official recipe is equal parts Kaluha, RumChata, and vodka. Serve over ice cubes in an "on-the-rocks" glass or tumbler.

Customer: "Hmmm....I want a White Russian, but with 33% more booze."

Bartender: "I'll make you a Wet Mattessich. Hold on to your ass."

by BastilleDay June 29, 2014

Happy wettings

When your friend interupts the conversation by saying he needs to take a shower, then you would say happy wettings.

Raph: I just came back from the gym, and need to take a shower
Turath: Happy wettings bro
Raph: Thanks man.. you are a real G

by Y. R. S. July 18, 2016

wet hedgehog

When the guy or girls pubic hair gets covered in jizz after a guy cums out

Yo, I gave that girl a wet hedgehog after going at it all night

by flying_spidereggs July 19, 2015

Wet Spider

Female being tickled inside of her.

I gave Her a wet spider

by LASqaud June 12, 2016

wet wibbler

a loud, wet fart that sounds a bit like someone clapping

Yuck!!!!! Emma has just done a Wet wibbler!!!!!

by h1987 February 25, 2011

Wet wip

When your brother hears a lot of moist noises from the bathroom and assumes your masterbating. Only for it to be you rapidly head banging to the halo 3 odst soundtrack

Hey my brother got mad at me for jacking off so I had to explain to him what a wet wip was

by Cheeseant May 30, 2018