A person who does not read anything smutty or sexual, usually used in fanfiction senses. A Vanilla reader will read mostly Fluff and a good Mutual pining trope. :)
by Bitch Stop January 6, 2023
Get the Vanilla readermug. A sweet ass white girl (sometimes of mixed ethnicity) with a sweet ass who is coming over to give you some vanilla pound cake. If you have a 9in pan, she might give you really Hot Vanilla pound cake.
I think this means Melissa wants to fuck.
I think this means Melissa wants to fuck.
Melissa said she's coming over but she's making cake. When she's done she's going to come and I'm getting vanilla pound cake.
by DzNutson Urchin January 25, 2025
Get the Vanilla pound cakemug. by fartniteletsgofartnitre lets g November 28, 2019
Get the tim hortans cappuchino french vanillamug. by Himothy Timothy May 25, 2025
Get the VANILLA EATERmug. A vanilla stir stick is a hard cock that has sperm residue all over it from cumming in a vagina. Especially common when giving a cream pie.
Hey T... you really like sucking on my vanilla stir stick after I cum all up in you.
Yeah D, I love the taste of your sperm
Yeah D, I love the taste of your sperm
by Big truck, small dick November 2, 2017
Get the vanilla stir stickmug. French Vanilla is when u French kiss a woman after cumming in her mouth then afterwards u go and grab a coffee
Yeah bro I just French vanilla'd my girlfriend after 3 months of dating I also tried it on a hooker before but that doesn't count I payed money for it
by DarthGtown May 15, 2024
Get the French Vanillamug. by Huckabee May 30, 2019
Get the vanilla twicemug.