Natural selection

The act of doing something really stupid, and facing severe consequences because of it such as injury or worse.

Person 1: Dude, have you heard about Tom??? He broke his leg after he tried to use a skateboard on a a trampoline!

Person 2: Pfft, that's just natural selection to be honest.

by Rubelmans September 22, 2025

Natural Selection

What happens to someone so stupid they don’t know what natural selection is.

Timmy ate a tide pod and fucking died cause of natural selection

by YourNiceStepBro May 18, 2021

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by 456AtabavA343 June 6, 2025

Natural Disaster

Your younger sibling.

Sibling: *Destroys your room out of rage*
You to your friend: I had to deal with a natural disaster today.

by SB757 July 30, 2021

Gospel nature

Sub-genre of Gospel music that honors everything nature & cosmic, matriarchy

Founded in 2023 by Shanalu Analukka

Do you listen to Gospel nature? It makes me feel one with Mother Nature and myself

by DigitalPeaches December 30, 2023

Natures Holiday

It’s another word for 4/20, or taking a day to relax and smoke weed all day.

Bro: Why did you call in work today cuh?
Cuh: It was Natures Holiday, I was about to go but then I got high bro.

by Johnny Silverhand April 16, 2024

Natural

Killing children with impunity is ALSO natural.

Hym "You can find it nature all the time. Snakes eat the eggs of birds. Crocodiles eat the calfs of, like, bison or something. Do we lock those snakes in snake jail? No! We don't! We actively feed them other animals. Therefore, it is perfectly natural to MURDER CHILDREN WITH IMPUNITY. And I would argue, ethical in some circumstances. Like if your a Jew! If you're a Jew... You get to murder and molest all the kids you want. Then you get to go to Israel. It's like a permanent vacation where you fuck a kid and then flee to Israel. It's fun! It's good!

👌Child Murder👌 perfectly natural."

by Hym Iam September 9, 2025