Hobo Rowboat

It's that thing where you do a Dutch rudder, but to two guys while you sit in the middle.

That was a great hobo rowboat. Now you guys gotta go, my wife will be home soon

by DOOFUSDAD October 4, 2018

Hobo Magician

Be weary of these creatures as they posses mind blowing half ass skills. Often referred to as Sam, Samuel or even Sam-Wells, these disgusting shoeless vagrants can cast spells of wonder and fuckery.

Found in the heart of hoboville, PA they squat in abandoned structures like churches or similar structures. These nasty piece of shit wizards never wear shoes and can be spotted by the sight of feet that could gag a maggot.

Stay far away from these diseased shitbags as they will accompanied by filthy cats and possums. The cats are whores who will fuck fo sho.

“Did you see that hobo magician driving that gross Expedition?”

“Yeah, that’s Sam-Wells his cat is a whore!!”

by Sam’s Shit Wagon June 13, 2023

Hobo-hurt

Referring to a unfortunate/hurtful situation, as in the life of a hobo. It is what is, time to move on.

That relationship was all around hobo-hurt.

by CunningBubble May 19, 2025

Holy Homo Hobo

A saintly homosexual hobo.

They protect homeless women and children from people who wish to harm them.

They like to share everything with their hobo friends.

Hobo1:Hey theres Greg.

Hobo2:He certainly is a Holy Homo Hobo.

by nuclear hobo March 1, 2022

Hoe hobo

Rough looking, manly female who dressed in ill fitting men"s clothing who nonetheless is a cunt.

I thought he had turned gay! Have you seen his girlfriend? What a hoe hobo!

by Ex parte party March 18, 2017

Hobo

Someone who never feels at home or is away from where they feel at home. Someone who is living an uncomfortable life.

“I’ve been a hobo my whole life”
“I’m at a hobo stage in my life”

by Cocothehobo January 20, 2020

Next level hobo shit

When you see a hobo do something extreme and unheard of that depicts a new level of crippling poverty.

"Omg, those two hobos are fighting over a cigarette's butt, that's some next level hobo shit!"

by TremendousClap January 30, 2020