grandma eyebrows

Someone who's stupid enough to "accidentally" shave off their eyebrows

Me: omg, did u see *friend* yesterday??
Friend: omg yesss they're grandma eyebrows now!!
Me: how do you accidentally shave off your eyebrows?? Wha??

by Blu._.jay June 18, 2017

Grandma’s Boying

When you receive such a blowjob with such an orgasmic spasm that you “can’t stop cumming!”

God that was good, I’m totally grandma’s boying.

by XbeauTIFFulX January 3, 2021

Grandma

The best person in the world.

Yo I just had a sleepover with my grandma! It was awesome!

by Agent frankie March 29, 2021

Group Chat Grandma

The one person in a community group chat, who regardless of age, is annoyingly friendly and only sends “May God Bless You” flower pictures or other impersonal greetings daily.

A: Hey, why did you leave the group chat?
B: The group chat grandma kept sharing minion memes and I couldn’t take it anymore.

by SadIrony May 25, 2021