Dave during 2021: Things couldn't get any worse, right?
Dave: *turns on the tv* A new virus called "Air Aids" has appeared. It originated in San Francisco and started spreading through Atlanta. If you're homosexual, you already have it, and you're gonna die. All straight people and non-faggots shall remain indoors until we get it sorted out.
Dave: Of course. Things CAN get worse.
Dave: *turns on the tv* A new virus called "Air Aids" has appeared. It originated in San Francisco and started spreading through Atlanta. If you're homosexual, you already have it, and you're gonna die. All straight people and non-faggots shall remain indoors until we get it sorted out.
Dave: Of course. Things CAN get worse.
by Stupid Af July 20, 2021
.7.9.7.3.4.3.7.9.7.Your Body Is Going To Get Slimmer When I Smack Your Back On Any Corner.7.9.7.3.4.3.7.9.7.
.7.9.7.3.4.3.7.9.7.Your Body Is Going To Get Slimmer When I Smack Your Back On Any Corner.7.9.7.3.4.3.7.9.7.
by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 24, 2025
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by AddictOfWhilster February 27, 2025
What an authority figure asks you to determine whether your criminal history includes any sexually-shocking misdeeds.
Maybe if Peeping Tom had been asked, "Any pervious convictions?" prior to his being allowed to occupy his house when da birthday-suited Lady Godiva went by, he might not have gotten his desired eyeful of said self-sacrificing damsel's nude loveliness, after all.
by QuacksO February 18, 2023
Aniee is an angle in the shape of a human being. She is innocent af. A perfect portrait of beauty that ever exits on earth. Boys die for being with her. Her smile is more than enough to begin a war.
by Ryan299 November 24, 2021
Aniee is a protective alpha female with softest heart. Despite her having open loving arms for everyone who needs her, she’s a strong willed woman who doesn’t let anyone cross her boundaries. Aniee is the jack of all trades, mastering both the “wifey” and “single boss b*tch” mindset. She never says no to food and imbues confidence in all that she does. Her friends never get a dull day with her and they know they can count on her for anything. Building a lasting empire that changes people’s lives for the better is the most important goal in her life. If you ever meet her, try your best to keep her around because her aura is unmatched.
I was feeling low so Aniee made me dress up and scream “I’m a bad b*tch” in the mirror.
Person 1: Hey, have you seen Aniee?
Person 2: No, why?
Person 1: She gave me great head after she got fed.
I don’t know what’s sexier, Aniee’s eyes or her ass
Person 1: Hey, have you seen Aniee?
Person 2: No, why?
Person 1: She gave me great head after she got fed.
I don’t know what’s sexier, Aniee’s eyes or her ass
by Dr.Wednesday November 23, 2021
<.7.9.7.6.>your emotional reaction to a current situation may surprise Noone Until Any Individuals Interpersonally Communicates WIth THeir Own Abrasions<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>your emotional reaction to a current situation may surprise Noone Until Any Individuals Interpersonally Communicates WIth THeir Own Abrasions<.7.9.7.6.>
by AnudaJaniceRobles May 26, 2025