val's cousin

the coolest most awesomest discordian to ever exist in the world. stayed in a vc for 94 days for grail juice wrld song "no hands" and was a top 50 trovian before his untimely ban.

wow i love val's cousin

by xignotic April 14, 2025

5.5-tuple-third-cousin

5.5-tuple-3C:
Person who, in relation to the other person, has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents and eleven great-great-grandparents in common.

My 5.5-tuple-third-cousin is a good person.

by Gerald128 May 15, 2021

half-first cousin-nephew

Half-first cousin's son.

My half-first cousin-nephew is a good boy.

by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019

My cousin is here

Menstruation has many euphemisms and here is one: My cousin is here.

The euphemism comes from"country cousin".

Someone may say"Aunt Flo is visiting", while others may prefer "My cousin is here" or "My cousin has come".

1. Spencer: Doctor, I think I'm pregnant cuz my cousin stops coming.

2. Javier: Hey, babe. How are you today? Why do you look upset?
Lydia: Oh, no biggie. It's just... My cousin is here and giving me cramps.

by Sussie Q April 23, 2024

step-cousin-niece

1. The granddaughter of one's parent's stepsibling.
2. The stepgranddaughter of one's parent's sibling.
3. The granddaughter of one's stepparent's sibling.

My step-cousin-niece is a good person.

by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019

sesqui-cousin-uncle

Son of their grandparent’s half-sibling with the other grandparent’s full sibling.

My sesqui-cousin-uncle is a good person.

by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019

irregular-septuple-fourth-cousin

Someone who, in relation to others, has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents, zero great-great-grandparents and thirteen great-great-great-grandparents in common.

Irregular-septuple-fourth-cousin.

by Cerejini May 21, 2024