national voter registration day

The most beloved holiday at the tail end of the calendar year (don't Google that - just trust). Invented in 2012, National Voter Registration Day is the nation's largest nonpartisan civic holiday dedicated with almost killer cyborg levels of commitment to registering every eligible American to vote.

Taking place every September, these ballot box-obsessed desperadoes of democracy have registered over 4.5 million Americans to vote and that crazy look in their nonexistent eye say they aren't slowing down anytime soon.

"It's September and I can't think of a single to do to show my obsessive love for American democracy."

"Haveeee you heard about National Voter Registration Day?"

by Publius_real November 23, 2021

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National booty pic day

On May 5th tell that one person that missed their chance on May 4th to send you a picture of their booty

Guy: Damn it! I missed national booty pic day yesterday!

Girl: Dont worry babe, May 5th is for the people who missed May 4th, I gotchyu.

by ClitMonkey🙏 May 5, 2024

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National Nartis Day

just a day so he feels great

nartis: yo hello,
guy: it’s national nartis day

nartis: idgas, i was bored and made this

by bob the fucking bogan April 12, 2019

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national four loko day

May 25th is national four loko day. If you want to party with the demons, crack open a four loko to celebrate the day.

Harold shotguns 10 four lokos every National Four Loko Day.

by bobby tanktop May 25, 2022

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National Boy Best friend Day

The day that you spend with your boy bestfriend and celebrate the time you’ve been together and share great memories and funny ones and have a good laugh

Stranger: What day is it?
Bestfriend 1: didn’t you hear?
Stranger: no..?
Bestfriend 1: Well... ITS NATIONAL BOY BEST FRIEND DAY!!! You should go celebrate

by National Boy Bestfriend Day December 1, 2019

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