Pulling a Lucas

1- Waking up mid shit

2- Destroying toilets all day, all week

3- Running away from birbs

4- Falling down in slow motion and finishing it off with a short Street Fighter taking a punch noise.

5- Never drinking

6- Agreeing with the majority

7- Eating frozen food every day

1-

•Person 1: Are you alive?
•Person in the bathroom: *startled* yeah, I'm fine
•Person 1: Dude, did you just pull a Lucas?

2- Dude, what did you eat? You're pulling a Lucas today!

3- Dude they won't hurt you, it's ok, stop pulling a Lucas.

4- Hahaha bro! That was hilarious! You just pulled a Lucas!

5- It's ok man, but you're pulling a Lucas right now

6- This is wrong because it doesn't make sense! Stop pulling a Lucas!

7- How can you survive out of this? Eat proper things instead of pulling a Lucas!

by Gruy February 6, 2017

Pull wood

1. To yank your crank.

2. When a woman is looking for a man to have intercourse.

1. He struck out so he's gonna have pull wood.

2. She's going to the club to pull wool.

by Yomamawant1 February 7, 2017

Pulling a Zach

Fucking up any potential of getting laid due to the state of going several months without having sex

Bro 1: Bro, I wanna fuck that girl sooo bad

Bro 2: Bro, you ain’t fucking shit, you be pulling a Zach any time you talk with a girl

by That Slav January 1, 2020

Pulling a manuel

Being totally awesome.Of course he loves annoying people but it’s his job too.His friend group hates him of course but he gets it.He love arguing with Sophia and hitting tayler

Omg your pulling a manuel.Wait omg thanks for the compliment

by Mr bubblesbootycheeks January 2, 2020

Pulling A Jay

Basically if you 'pull a jay' you force to make your friend's character (or oc) a top.

Dude.. are you pulling a jay right now?
Sorry man, I just can't help myself!

by common mantis January 4, 2020

Pulling a Ricky G

To attend an event that you know you will either not return to at anytime in the future or be invited back to so you take the opportunity to not give a single fuck.

Pulling a Ricky G: based on Ricky Gervais hosting the 2019 Golden Globes Award: You'll be pleased to know this is the last time I'm hosting these awards, so I don't care anymore. I'm joking. I never did. I'm joking, I never did. NBC clearly don't care either — fifth time. I mean, Kevin Hart was fired from the Oscars for some offensive tweets — hello?

Lucky for me, the Hollywood Foreign Press can barely speak English and they've no idea what Twitter is, so I got offered this gig by fax. Let's go out with a bang, let's have a laugh at your expense. Remember, they're just jokes. We're all gonna die soon and there's no sequel, so remember that.

by ThatIrishLadFromCork January 6, 2020

Pulling a susan

When someone asks you a very specific question and you refrain from answering or change the subject.

Best on everybody's favourite practitioner Susan Wojcicki.

Everytime I ask him anything he just keeps pulling a susan.

by Just_Jazz January 6, 2020