national celery day

national celery day is april 24. and that day only.

on that day you should celebrate eating celery and hanging out with your friends named isela!

"when is national celery day?"

"april 24th? how did you not know!"

by scruffrry June 5, 2021

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piss nation

A group chat in twitter which was initially dedicated to Declan Mckenna but it quickly turned into a “pro incest sex society” (hence the acronym: PISS). Some of their most famous members are:
- Alfie Templeman
- Crazy Frog
- Tesco
- Declan Mckenna
PISS nation is not only a successful twitter group chat but it is also the management team behind the worldwide known band “One Sex” whose members consist in the acclaimed artists Liam Payne and Aidan Gallagher.

anon: Nobody cares about piss county or whatever it’s called.”
kaydi and huda: “ We were kicked from piss nation because we listen to ed sheeran😿”
Alfie Templeman: “Oi mate, piss nation is so hot i love shagging cats with them.”

by i like eating cats June 16, 2020

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National head day

The day your supposed to get some head or else you’ll die alone with yo lame ass

Guy:“Damn it’s national head day”
Girl:”Who getting some me or you first?”

by Frfrnocap May 12, 2022

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National Sex Day

National Sex Day (I do not recommend 17 or younger continue with this) But, National Sex Day is the day you get your bf/gf/spouse/other and have some sex. Don't forget a couple of condoms and lube too maybe! Have fun!!

The one reading this fucked fucked the one they were with. It was a fun. National Sex Day: A fun night with the one you are with if they give consent

by I like trains7123 April 19, 2019

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