Rob

idk hes a guy who does stuff

-Im rob
-hi rob

by ieatplainbutter November 23, 2021

Rob

Full name Robert. You will meet no one more frustrating than a Rob. Whether you're having a Fifa or Fortnite sesh with the boys or planning on having a few bevs at the local pub, it's always the right decision to "Appear Offline" and keeping your party on private or, for logical pub reasons, leaving him the fuck at home.

Mate 1: I can't pick up a single chick tonight. Is it what I'm wearing?
Mate 2: Yeah nah man, it's cause that Rob cunt is here.

by WILL.I.AM.NOTT April 29, 2020

The J-ROB FOOTJOB

A man named Jaden will kindly give you compliments but also stea your lungs if you ever wake him up during sleep. If so, he will take your lungs, put it between his toes and stick it up your ass.

Please, I beg of you, not The J-ROB FOOTJOB

by roganfootjobcreator November 25, 2022

National Rob A Bank Day

January 7th

Your honor, I can't go to jail, it was National Rob A Bank Day.

by edgeverse January 11, 2024

rob

very confident man has a big head and has a long shlong himself and loves fortnite

look at rob , such a character

by j2gokrazxy January 29, 2021

affectionate rob

A beta/effeminate male, who is weak in confrontation situations, and under the thumb at home. Prone to irrational outbursts of rage followed by immediate back tracking when things get fruity.

Steve: you owe me rent
Nick: fuck off I am not paying
Steve: you owe it to me, pay now
Nick: go fuck yourself, if you ask one more time I'm going to put your ass in a sling
Steve: ok, I'll pop round now, and perhaps you can say that again to my face.
Nick: Sorry Steve, didn't mean it, I'll bring it round right away.
Steve: Typical, you've got the chat of Charlie Big Potatoes, but your nothing by an Affectionate Rob.

by Bow_down_dark_horse January 9, 2019

Revolver Rob

A Pubg player who does not load in before hitting the ground

Nick is a Revolver Rob

by cuntybollock August 16, 2017