Group Chat Theory is the unofficial theory that all big non-work group chats follow a set structure:
1. A group chat is created that’s just you and your close friends for actual discussion and funny conversations, and all is well and good
2. Your friend eventually insists on adding their friends that you either don’t know or don’t like, but they’re eventually added in, even if you do try to prevent it
3. Those friends either immediately cause chaos, or will just start adding THEIR friends too. Now the group chat is full of randos that are 99% of the time unfunny rude dickheads.
4. Those randos then quickly devolve the chat into the following:
- Bulling someone
- Arguing about beef between each other you either don’t know or don’t care about
- Fill the chat with shitposts instead of actual discussion
- Spam unfunny and illegal shit like gore, porn, drug dealing or more cause they think it’s cool. This then leads to a “Group Chat got leaked…” situation, where the group chat gets leaked to the police or the public, and said unfunny, criminal randos either run away and escape, inevitably to cause another Group Chat Theory in the future, or get caught by authorities and arrested.
5. All of this continues until the group chat meets its metaphorical breaking point, and is either abandoned (otherwise known as a “Dead chat”) or deleted by the owners/taken down by the police.
1. A group chat is created that’s just you and your close friends for actual discussion and funny conversations, and all is well and good
2. Your friend eventually insists on adding their friends that you either don’t know or don’t like, but they’re eventually added in, even if you do try to prevent it
3. Those friends either immediately cause chaos, or will just start adding THEIR friends too. Now the group chat is full of randos that are 99% of the time unfunny rude dickheads.
4. Those randos then quickly devolve the chat into the following:
- Bulling someone
- Arguing about beef between each other you either don’t know or don’t care about
- Fill the chat with shitposts instead of actual discussion
- Spam unfunny and illegal shit like gore, porn, drug dealing or more cause they think it’s cool. This then leads to a “Group Chat got leaked…” situation, where the group chat gets leaked to the police or the public, and said unfunny, criminal randos either run away and escape, inevitably to cause another Group Chat Theory in the future, or get caught by authorities and arrested.
5. All of this continues until the group chat meets its metaphorical breaking point, and is either abandoned (otherwise known as a “Dead chat”) or deleted by the owners/taken down by the police.
“Bro that group chat fell off, everybody’s just being a dickhead on there, we should create a new one”
“Yeah bro, that’s literally Group Chat Theory”
“Jesse what the fuck are you talking about.”
“Yeah bro, that’s literally Group Chat Theory”
“Jesse what the fuck are you talking about.”
by Teamorson November 05, 2024
when you have sexual relations with your partners
Me: Oh I feel kinda down I think I'll listen to some old Twenty One Pilots songs.
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Me *Slowly fades away*
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by Banditrash April 24, 2019
A Ghermezian group that goes around taking JML loans and failing to pay them back. Meanwhile starting large construction projects resulting in the destruction of the Everglades.
by skizimus September 16, 2022
Harry Albiston ist group leader
He has nice hair and rock climbing calves
He good at ball
Looks like Anakin
Has a 6.2 inch
Top 0.00001% of Bont fan
Loves Scotty P
He has nice hair and rock climbing calves
He good at ball
Looks like Anakin
Has a 6.2 inch
Top 0.00001% of Bont fan
Loves Scotty P
by BontemFanlli August 28, 2023
Some people who aren’t about that life in person are absolutely about that life on social media and will talk the most shit. Mainly seen on Snapchat group chats because that shit deleted after 24 hours and they can cap and act like they didn’t write it.
Kevin: That kid Ryan is 5’4 115 lbs in real life but on Snapchat group chats he’s 6’6 255 lbs how come?
Joe: Ryan got that group chat mentality, suddenly the dorkiest kid in real life becomes the toughest dude online in front of his friends.
Joe: Ryan got that group chat mentality, suddenly the dorkiest kid in real life becomes the toughest dude online in front of his friends.
by FloridaBoy99 December 01, 2019
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