late night closet freak

A lady who decides to be prude on the streets but when late night come, oh watch yo' bad self.
Good thing your parents don't know she's a late night closet freak.
by Mlewis February 15, 2008
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the evil monkey in my closet

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the evil monkey moved out cause my babi sis was messing with him too much. hehehe. then another moved in. then he moved out again. and then once again another moved it.
by monkeez rulez!!! November 30, 2003
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Dangerino neighborino, I’m coming out of the closet. I hope you feel better dude.
by Mutunuzzz January 23, 2019
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Closet Vaxxer

A parent that vaccinates their children or child in secret out of fear of being mocked and shamed by anti-vaxxers.
Did you hear about old Lou Silinavich, I heard he was a closet vaxxer and his kids are actually vaccinated. We shouldn’t let little Bobby Joe & Sue Ellen play with his kids any longer.
by MahatmaJonny December 19, 2018
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Closet snacks

When your living situation is uncomfortable so you buy snacks to keep in your closet to avoid seeing family members or roommates in high tensions
“My roommates and I got into a fight so I’m entering my closet snacks era”
by Merpderp1555 December 11, 2024
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Closet-Kink

The act of being kinky only when no one else is around.
Jessica Alba was a Closet-Kink because she kept her handcuffs in a lockbox under her bed.
by Grizzly Gaddis February 24, 2011
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return to the closet

A random gay/lesbian starts to hide his/her sexuality because of different reasons, after a change of situation/location, without stopping being gay/lesbian.
Gay A - Where is this sweatie, that Paul?
Gay B - He moved to Atlanta yesterday.
Gay A - Like this?
Gay B - Well, he made a return to the closet.
GAY A -OMG that horrrrribleeeee!!!
by AlbaricoqueBCDE December 08, 2013
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