tramp hammer

when you shit in a plastic bad and uses it as a weapon
holy shit Malcolm attacked me with a tramp hammer what a filthy creep
by beansack September 08, 2014
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Beef Hammered

The act of taking your fat juicy shlong and using it to pack 80% lean beef into a woman’s anus. You will be finished your mission when perfectly formed patties emerge from her mouth from all the force of you beef hammering her asshole.
I beef hammered your moms anus into oblivion last night.
by meatmuncher12 July 19, 2020
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Hammer Time

A male lays down on his back while erect. A female takes a nail and places it in the tip of the penis and processed to hammer the nail in using her breasts.
Man my dick really hurts from all that hammer time my girlfriend did to me last night.
by SmoothTalkPHD October 18, 2020
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Hide the hammer

When your wife spends her hard earned money for a boob job only to come home and find her husand playing hide the hammer with a drug induced Male prostitute.
Nancy came home and found her husband playing hide the hammer with his boy toy.
by Sluggou812 November 05, 2022
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Chin hammer

The act of male scrotum and or balls, slamming against the chin during oral sex.
Dude I met this hot chick last night, and when she opened her mouth I gave her the chin hammer!
by Highway handy April 09, 2022
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Hammer Jammer

ham·mer | \ ˈha-mər - jam·mer | \ ˈja-mər

A fancy boot, wearing person with giant cuffs on his or her raw denim jeans. Particularly a person whose cuffs are larger than 5”.
Hey, Gerald, look at that hammer jammer! His cuffs are epic!
by Grain and Twill April 24, 2023
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Cleveland Hammer

A cock hard enough to be used on an anvil for metal shaping purposes. Stamping, molding and compressing are allowed practices with meat this hard.
Wow, Rick, Sarah is walking kind of funny today, did you deliver the Cleveland Hammer? I know you spend the better half of the night working metal like an old town squire.
by Cleveland Hammer Guy May 11, 2019
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