Juggling Junkie: A person who, despite being addicted to substances such as alcohol, ,or hard drugs, effectively manages to maintain their professional responsibilities and personal life. They can be anyone—from a nurse or a doctor to a teacher or a police officer anybody really—and they manage to juggle all aspects of life while keeping their addiction hidden. It’s a rare and complex phenomenon, reflecting both resilience and the challenges of addiction
Lee: You won't believe this, I met this nurse the other day bruv. She's stunning, really fit, but there's a catch—she’s got a serious drug habit.
Frank: No way! And she’s still working as a nurse, bruv?
Lee: Yeah, I asked her, 'Why not get help?' And she said, 'I’d lose my job in the NHS.
Frank: Where does she live, bruv?
Lee: She’s got her own house, a pet dog, a car, and still looks amazing. You’d never guess she’s a juggling junkie, bruv. LOL.
Frank: Init, bruv. LOL.
Frank: No way! And she’s still working as a nurse, bruv?
Lee: Yeah, I asked her, 'Why not get help?' And she said, 'I’d lose my job in the NHS.
Frank: Where does she live, bruv?
Lee: She’s got her own house, a pet dog, a car, and still looks amazing. You’d never guess she’s a juggling junkie, bruv. LOL.
Frank: Init, bruv. LOL.
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