by Lil Dick Game June 7, 2018
Get the Perfect Work Weekmug. by Mr Ark Week October 1, 2025
Get the Ark Weekmug. When it looks like your woman was eaten out by a shark for a week straight.
Symptoms of shark week
-anger and sadness for no good reason
-excessive hunger
-sometimes being extremely horny
-pain in the abdomen (and no don’t compare pain you never experienced to being kicked in the balls or you will be kicked in the balls)
The only way to neutralize the problem:
a: by giving food
b: doing everything she says
c.try not to show your disgust because you have no idea what we are going through
c: make her feel better (seriously guys if you want to be the best boyfriend be kind and understanding)
(Btw this was written by a girl)
Symptoms of shark week
-anger and sadness for no good reason
-excessive hunger
-sometimes being extremely horny
-pain in the abdomen (and no don’t compare pain you never experienced to being kicked in the balls or you will be kicked in the balls)
The only way to neutralize the problem:
a: by giving food
b: doing everything she says
c.try not to show your disgust because you have no idea what we are going through
c: make her feel better (seriously guys if you want to be the best boyfriend be kind and understanding)
(Btw this was written by a girl)
Girl: fuck! My side is in so much pain!
Guy: is it your appendix?
Girl: no it’s shark week fucking dumbass!
Guy: no that’s in the sum- ohhhh
Guy: is it your appendix?
Girl: no it’s shark week fucking dumbass!
Guy: no that’s in the sum- ohhhh
by Madforgames1 January 29, 2022
Get the Shark Weekmug. From December 29th to January 10th, every discord user can fuck the server mods. This last for 12 days, the mods can't do anything to stop the members.
by Dumbassperson34 December 20, 2023
Get the Rail The Server Mods Weekmug. From May 23rd to May 30th, every discord user can harass the owner. This lasts one week and the owner can't do anything about it.
by ThePissMan May 23, 2024
Get the Fuck The Owner Weekmug. N.B.: The Marilyn referred to in the definition is Marilyn Monroe. The phrase itself, 'my week with Marilyn' is also the title of a post-Harry Potter Emma Watson movie in which a character played by Emma Watson goes back in time to spend a week with Marilyn Monroe.
a non-famous person's encounter with a celebrity in the secular world.
a non-famous person's encounter with a celebrity in the secular world.
boy a): what did you get for your birthday?
boy b): Lol. I got my week with Marilyn from my parents. I met Larry King from Larry King Live when he came to speak as a guest on a local tv show and I was in the audience.
boy b): Lol. I got my week with Marilyn from my parents. I met Larry King from Larry King Live when he came to speak as a guest on a local tv show and I was in the audience.
by Sexydimma December 11, 2013
Get the my week with Marilynmug. The standard amount of time you will be ghosted for following jokingly calling them fat, which they seemed to take in good humor at the time
by U_hurt_my_feelz November 13, 2023
Get the 3 weeksmug.