To skip or bet against a hyped memecoin launch or narrative, usually thinking it won’t run or will dump.
by Crypto Bros January 5, 2026
Get the Fade mug.the definition of this word is MASSIVE, it involves having john pork as your barber as he cuts your hair to turn it into a low taper fade.. you cant help but think... "man.. i just cant imagine if jonkler got a low taper fade instead of me..".. the moment john pork finishes the cut.. he will ask you.. "what is the next step of the operation?" you will then turn into the jonkler with his low taper fade and lock in.. you will then be able to talk to both huzz and bruzz alike.. BOIII THIS DEFINITION IS SO TUFF
john pork cutting his hair
man (thinkin like the thinka): man.. i cant imagine if the jonkler of all people got a low taper fade...
john pork (finishes): what is the nexts step of the operation?
man (proceeds to jerk, pulling out his shlong dong and goons a little bit for a split second before locking in and says out loud): IMAGINE IF JONKLER GOT A LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW TAPER FAAADE.
(the man proceeds to turn into the jonkler, with his brand new epic low taper fade that look so TUFF BOII)
john pork: understood my nigga
(john pork turns into dequavious pork to have n word pass)
(the man exits the room to talk to the huzz and bruzz, still having indecent exposure of his shlong dong in public.)
(the end, make sure to like, subscribe, and ring that bell for part 2 of imagine if the jonkler got a low taper fade.)
(its still massive)
man (thinkin like the thinka): man.. i cant imagine if the jonkler of all people got a low taper fade...
john pork (finishes): what is the nexts step of the operation?
man (proceeds to jerk, pulling out his shlong dong and goons a little bit for a split second before locking in and says out loud): IMAGINE IF JONKLER GOT A LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW TAPER FAAADE.
(the man proceeds to turn into the jonkler, with his brand new epic low taper fade that look so TUFF BOII)
john pork: understood my nigga
(john pork turns into dequavious pork to have n word pass)
(the man exits the room to talk to the huzz and bruzz, still having indecent exposure of his shlong dong in public.)
(the end, make sure to like, subscribe, and ring that bell for part 2 of imagine if the jonkler got a low taper fade.)
(its still massive)
by uchihahomerhawktuahjohnpork January 19, 2025
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“Nah bruzz i was Faded than a kid last night at Nathan’s place”
“Nah bruzz i was Faded than a kid last night at Nathan’s place”
by carti guardian February 7, 2025
Get the Faded than a kid mug.Ali: yo gi hun whats that haircut you got there
Gi hun: its called a brand new LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW GONGEI FADE
Ali: woah i think i wanna get a Low Gongei Fade now cuz its still massive
Gi hun: its called a brand new LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW GONGEI FADE
Ali: woah i think i wanna get a Low Gongei Fade now cuz its still massive
by bungusreference February 15, 2025
Get the Low Gongei Fade mug.Fade, noun. The term Fade comes from the Robert Jordan "The Wheel of Time" series. Basically, a fade is an Evil Entity that has sold their soul to Evil and propagates Evil throughout the World. A Fade, sometimes called a Mryddraal or the Eyeless, is an intelligent or dangerous type of Shadow spawn. They prefer to wear black or very dark blue and have pasty white slippery complexions. Throughout history, they are commonly seen in the background of government meetings causing discord, chaos and ruin. Currently, some have side gigs running social media outlets, electric car companies and satellite space control stations.
Throughout history, it is not uncommon seeing a Fade or Fades, running behind the scenes, with the intent to destroy national democratic governments.
by Just an After Thought March 2, 2025
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