Wet Dylan

To stick your tongue violently into your unsuspecting neighbor’s kids ear.
Nolan was mortified when he got a Wet Dylan
by Theuglypig December 08, 2019
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dylan dennison

Dylan Dennison is an amazing friend. He's sweet, kind & funny. Dylan Dennison cares for his friends and family. He will fight for those he loves. Dylan Dennison is a great boyfriend. He talks to u and makes sure ur okay. Girls who has a Dylan Dennison in her life has to be the luckiest girl in the whole world! Dylan Dennison is an extraordinary guy.
Girl:"Dylan Dennison is a great guy!" Girl: "I heard he was an even better boyfriend."
by Tina ❤️💍😋 June 26, 2017
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Dylan Farrell

A soon to be furry who is addicted to Jojo references. He is currently more sexually attracted to the bass guitar than women. Will not get laid in college
Literally anything said by anyone:

Dylan Farrell: Is that a Jojo Reference?!?!?!?
by Mike_Clark May 06, 2020
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Dylan Mazeau

One who has alien fetishes and likes teh wieners.
Boy: Dude, you know that Dylan Mazeau?
Girl: Ya, I heard he has alien nude pictures on his phone!
by whatintheWORLDDD? May 02, 2011
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Dylans Brother

this guy is constantly living in his brothers shadow lmao. sad dog puts a hole in his ears to try to hide the hole in his heart. Dylans Brother is literally 3'5'', and because of this, he is used to sucking his brothers dick not only metaphorically, but also physically, as he is constantly standing at penis height. My username is Dylans brother's reality.
billy: my dick feels wet bro
niggolas: bro just quickly geeze. is Dylans Brother sucking your dick?
billy: oh shit bro, i forgot to check! yeah he is what a gimp haha!
by Gagonmycock June 21, 2019
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DYLAN M

tall, blonde shaggy hair, sweet, caring, great kisser, adorable, cute smile, a bestfriend to everyone. crazy, can make anyone laugh. has alot of feelings. when he makes you fall hes always there to catch you. always there when you need someone to talk to.
by thisgirl<3 December 01, 2011
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Dylan O'Brien

Dylan O'Brien is possibly the sweetest man to live on this earth. He is so admirable and straight GORGEOUS I think I might die. Not only is he kind and amazing to his fans but he is also so hot that I could make some damn steak on him. When he winks I just collapse, so if you find me on the floor... blame Dylan.

In conclusion, I may be a little obsessed with Dylan... ok I live for him, but look at him he's gorgeous.
Me: OMG I LOVE DYLAN O'BRIEN!
Friend:ew wtf no
Me:Watch the 3 maze runners, teen wolf and get out of my sight
*3 days later*
Friend: Omgggg I like Dylan O'Brien
Me: GET OUT OF MY FACE
(Based on true events)
by TheRealGoogle>:) May 17, 2021
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