this guy is constantly living in his brothers shadow lmao. sad dog puts a hole in his ears to try to hide the hole in his heart. Dylans Brother is literally 3'5'', and because of this, he is used to sucking his brothers dick not only metaphorically, but also physically, as he is constantly standing at penis height. My username is Dylans brother's reality.
billy: my dick feels wet bro
niggolas: bro just quickly geeze. is Dylans Brother sucking your dick?
billy: oh shit bro, i forgot to check! yeah he is what a gimp haha!
niggolas: bro just quickly geeze. is Dylans Brother sucking your dick?
billy: oh shit bro, i forgot to check! yeah he is what a gimp haha!
by Gagonmycock June 20, 2019
Get the Dylans Brothermug. Dylan Dennison is an amazing friend. He's sweet, kind & funny. Dylan Dennison cares for his friends and family. He will fight for those he loves. Dylan Dennison is a great boyfriend. He talks to u and makes sure ur okay. Girls who has a Dylan Dennison in her life has to be the luckiest girl in the whole world! Dylan Dennison is an extraordinary guy.
by Tina ❤️💍😋 June 26, 2017
Get the dylan dennisonmug. by whatintheWORLDDD? May 24, 2011
Get the Dylan Mazeaumug. A soon to be furry who is addicted to Jojo references. He is currently more sexually attracted to the bass guitar than women. Will not get laid in college
by Mike_Clark May 5, 2020
Get the Dylan Farrellmug. Dylan O'Brien is possibly the sweetest man to live on this earth. He is so admirable and straight GORGEOUS I think I might die. Not only is he kind and amazing to his fans but he is also so hot that I could make some damn steak on him. When he winks I just collapse, so if you find me on the floor... blame Dylan.
In conclusion, I may be a little obsessed with Dylan... ok I live for him, but look at him he's gorgeous.
In conclusion, I may be a little obsessed with Dylan... ok I live for him, but look at him he's gorgeous.
Me: OMG I LOVE DYLAN O'BRIEN!
Friend:ew wtf no
Me:Watch the 3 maze runners, teen wolf and get out of my sight
*3 days later*
Friend: Omgggg I like Dylan O'Brien
Me: GET OUT OF MY FACE
(Based on true events)
Friend:ew wtf no
Me:Watch the 3 maze runners, teen wolf and get out of my sight
*3 days later*
Friend: Omgggg I like Dylan O'Brien
Me: GET OUT OF MY FACE
(Based on true events)
by TheRealGoogle>:) May 17, 2021
Get the Dylan O'Brienmug. Dylan Carlson (born 1968) is the lead guitarist, lead singer, and only constant member of the drone metal group Earth. He was the best friend of Nirvana vocalist and guitarist Kurt Cobain. According to Nick Broomfield, he is the subject of the Nirvana song "In Bloom.
by acrookedaxis84 March 19, 2009
Get the Dylan Carlsonmug. tall, blonde shaggy hair, sweet, caring, great kisser, adorable, cute smile, a bestfriend to everyone. crazy, can make anyone laugh. has alot of feelings. when he makes you fall hes always there to catch you. always there when you need someone to talk to.
by thisgirl<3 November 30, 2011
Get the DYLAN Mmug.