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Zach

A very funny and kind person that always makes people smile. If you know a Zach then you are a very lucky person. He is not afraid to stand up for what he believes in. Zach’s are very good at making people feel loved and appreciated. Zach’s are very y’all.
That person is really tall he must be a Zach.
by Lamalexi November 15, 2019
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Zach

A retard who should trim their eyebrows and gets no girls. Zach has a dark side to him once you get to know him. He loves humping.
Zach loves to hump blonde girls.
by TSVWCR July 31, 2024
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Zach Herron

A HOT BOY WHO CAN TAKE MY BABIES 🥵
MAN I CANT STIP DREAMING ABOUT THAT CUTE MOTHERFUCKER ZACH HERRON
by ZACH HERRON IS MINE BITCH October 26, 2019
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Zaching

Zaching is a term which describes when an individual, typically a man, lacks a normal fight or flight response and instead freezes when confronted with potentially stressful situations.

This genetic mutation (Zach gene) was particularly dangerous during the times of early humans as it made the individual susceptible to predators. The extreme aversion to confrontation is what helped the Zachs survive an early death, before they could reproduce at age 45.

The Zach gene may also be triggered when approached by pretty ladies (or dudes).
Aggressive man in the club: Fuck you man, did you spike my girl's drink? I'll kick your ass

Zach: 🧍🧍🧍

A.Man: *begins his assault*

Zach: chill,chill, *n word*

Spectators: he's Zaching, won't even defend himself
by WesternMan613 June 17, 2022
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Zach

The sweetest guy you'll ever meet. Once you bond and he likes you, he'll be there for the rest of your life.
Me and Zach are an amazingly incredible couple.
by Annie V. November 27, 2017
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Zach

Zach is the best guy you could ever meet he is sweet, caring, protective sometimes but can also be a little bit of a jerk but he's always joking. He is secretive but the best guy to talk to and would definitely be the best boyfriend
Mikayla: Zach is the best ever he always supports me
Corah: Wow your so lucky to have Zach!
by Wolflin December 20, 2023
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Zach

Person: Oh there goes Zach
Person 2: He's probs gonna go see Audrey
by Bitchasshoe_fucking_mint May 28, 2019
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