Arnesen Syndrom

Arnesen Syndrom is people who have a urge for picking other people's ears

"Do YOU have The Arnesen Syndrom?"

by Pesch June 13, 2006

Dip syndrome

When a guy is so whipped by his girl she pretty much carries his dick with her in her purse.
D.I.P. dick in purse

"Have you talked to John Doe lately?"

"No man he's always with his girl, he's got a mad case of dip syndrome."

"Damn."

by dipper9111 January 28, 2009

LOM Syndrome

Condition afflicting certain pop songs, the lyrics of which clearly show that the author penned the first verse and bridge effortlessly, and then got badly stuck on the second verse. Named for the song 'Life on Mars' by David Bowie.

"I really like that 'No-One Knows' by Queens of the Stone Age."

"Yeah, me too, but it's got LOM Syndrome like a motherfucker."

by Peter Gibney (again) February 1, 2009

SWOTI syndrome

S omeone's
W rong
O n
T he
I nternet

First coined by XKCD webcomic. This pertains to when you stumble upon someone on the internet whose beliefs and allegations are so wrong, it creates an unstoppable urge to correct them.

This urge can so strong, your earthly concerns (hygiene,eating,sleeping,etc.) are tossed to the side until either the issue is resolved or you just collapse from exhaustion.

*Monday morning*

Boss: Why are you 2 hours late for work? And what that smell?

Employee: SWOTI syndrome, sir. That holocaust denier kept me on the computer the whole weekend. I'm so hungry...

by Bella Dragon February 4, 2009

library syndrome

The overwhelming need to go poo when browsing in a store. This typically happens in the library or bookstore. It has also happens in stores that have a lot of selections.

"I went to find a book to give my friend for her birthday but my library syndrome kicked in and I had to beeline it to the bathroom."

by Conchita February 23, 2013

Javert Syndrome

The act of jumping off a bridge after a bad day at work, after Inspector Javert in Les Misérables.

St. Peter: Why are you dead?
John: My Javert Syndrome acted up after I didn't get my pay raise.

by Sergei_Malenkov March 29, 2013

velma syndrome

Velma syndrome is when a person with glasses is punched hard enough that his or her glasses are removed from their face causing a lack of vision.

Symptoms of Velma Syndrome:
1. Loss of glasses
2. Hallucinations
3. Getting your ass beat in a fight

Jinkies... he punched the hell out of me! I'm having velma syndrome right now!

by Fishie Fish November 29, 2013