Sandburg Regional Highschool

Sandburg Regional Highschool is a mixed bag, it's full of students with large ambition, inner strength and smarts and intelligence. A lot of people here are mostly misguided and make stupid and rash decisions because of it, but as we all know that's just apart of growing up. The staff are typically pretty understanding, especially the hallway paras. The place is actually surprisingly welcoming despite it being an alternative school. The only annoying part of being there is the lunches, the constant drama and gossip, the fights, and people who just can't get a handle on their smoking habits and decide to give everyone second hand exposure to their joints and carts at the start and end of the day on the bus.

person 1: dude, sometimes I hate Sandburg Regional Highschool students. did you hear about what happened in the girls bathroom?
person 2: what? no what happened?
person 1: yeah pretty much a girl lit toilet paper on fire and thought it'd be funny.
person 2: what a fucking dunce, no wonder the bathrooms were locked down.

(this is actually something that happened here LOL)

by vuralynn March 26, 2025

St. George’s Highschool

a bum ass school that everyone thinks is so good because it’s vo-tech. people either weird and “smart” or kids that parents forced them to apply. full of bum ass bitches and bum ass boys

st. george’s highschool isn’t that good tbh

by versaceshawty April 10, 2019

st. joseph's regional highschool

hot boys, small dicks.

they're gay as shit, don't go into the locker rooms or you'll find them fcking each other in the ass

the boys will do theatre just to meet girls ("You wanna meet some girls") you do not, in fact, meet girls
pedos!
the cheerleaders are hot but bitches ("slut me out!")

what kinda education are they getting there?
WHY IS THERE A BOWLING TEAM
they will send you unsolicited dick pics (BEWARE)

in their parking lot you will find them whipping their cars around
the strip mall near their school must be getting bank
most of them haven some issues
some of their teachers are registered sex offenders
HOT BOYS!!!!!|
IHA girls will fck any joes boys bc they have a penis

IHA girl during locker break: OMG have you heard that ___ is hooking up with those joes boys

Other IHA girl during locker break: yeah they're hot, but i prefer bosco boys, bigger dicks yk?

Joes boy: Do you wanna take a ride on my large cock? ride it like a bicycle girl

st. joseph's regional highschool is cool and you should totally go there!!

by lucas_heimberg25 January 7, 2023

St. Johns College Highschool

Quite possibly the largest gathering of braindead retards in all of the DMV. Many of their football players are barely able to pass their classes due to being let into the school for being morbidly obese in 8th grade. All the females hate it there becuase all the guys are focused on each other since they are all extremely homosexual and hungry for nothing but cock. They have an rotc program which pumps out more morons by the minute than georgetown prep. They routinley get raped by Gonzaga in basketball, soccer, and rugby, as well as football, as long as the refs arent sjc alumni and/or payed off by the program. Many times during the D.C. classic basketball tournemnt hosted by Gonzaga, a st johns freshmen is seen sitting alone in the Gonzaga student section during a boring prep vs. st johns game, living out his dreams becuase he couldn't get into gonzaga. St. Johns is commonly refered to as a "safety school" during the 8th grade highschool application process due to their incredibly low academic standards. Anyone with a heartbeat can easily get in to st johns and be a cadet, whatever the fuck that is. The small and quiet st johns booster club often cheers to oxygen at basketball games becuase they can't sellout a game like gonzaga can, due to the fact that the team would struggle against a ymca team of 40 year olds who "would have gone pro if it wasn't for the knee." Every girl that goes there knows that she would choose visi, stone ridge, or holy child given the option.

Guy: I go to St. Johns College Highschool
Girl: Get the fuck away from me you braindead moranic tard!

Guy: I go to Gonzaga.
Girl: I want you inside me.

by jawnster January 23, 2024