by Theuglypig December 08, 2019
by whatintheWORLDDD? May 02, 2011
A soon to be furry who is addicted to Jojo references. He is currently more sexually attracted to the bass guitar than women. Will not get laid in college
by Mike_Clark May 06, 2020
A incredible guy if you only looking for a friend
If your looking for a bf he can be a dick he might seem nice but you will only have him for like a week bc he jumps from girl to girl to girl to girl to girl to girl
If your looking for a bf he can be a dick he might seem nice but you will only have him for like a week bc he jumps from girl to girl to girl to girl to girl to girl
Dylan is a good friend
Dylan is a dick he is the worst person know to human kind i wish i never dated him i should have lisened to my friends.
Dylan is a dick he is the worst person know to human kind i wish i never dated him i should have lisened to my friends.
by Paiton17 February 12, 2018
this guy is constantly living in his brothers shadow lmao. sad dog puts a hole in his ears to try to hide the hole in his heart. Dylans Brother is literally 3'5'', and because of this, he is used to sucking his brothers dick not only metaphorically, but also physically, as he is constantly standing at penis height. My username is Dylans brother's reality.
billy: my dick feels wet bro
niggolas: bro just quickly geeze. is Dylans Brother sucking your dick?
billy: oh shit bro, i forgot to check! yeah he is what a gimp haha!
niggolas: bro just quickly geeze. is Dylans Brother sucking your dick?
billy: oh shit bro, i forgot to check! yeah he is what a gimp haha!
by Gagonmycock June 21, 2019
tall, blonde shaggy hair, sweet, caring, great kisser, adorable, cute smile, a bestfriend to everyone. crazy, can make anyone laugh. has alot of feelings. when he makes you fall hes always there to catch you. always there when you need someone to talk to.
DYLAN M , your my bestfriend. forever and always!
by thisgirl<3 December 01, 2011
Dylan Carlson (born 1968) is the lead guitarist, lead singer, and only constant member of the drone metal group Earth. He was the best friend of Nirvana vocalist and guitarist Kurt Cobain. According to Nick Broomfield, he is the subject of the Nirvana song "In Bloom.
by acrookedaxis84 March 19, 2009