Cousin Ted

Cousin Ted is just your cousin, and there is nothing wrong with him. Sure, he may be an extremely skinny creature with pale white skin and hundreds of tiny sharp teeth that only shows up at your window after he prowls around the outside of your house at night but I assure you nothing is wrong with him. He's just your good old cousin Ted who has with five small black beady eyes and an unstoppable urge to scoop out your kidneys after you fall asleep from his foul black viscous "sleep inducing saliva", but don't worry. He's just your cousin Ted, and he may or may not make you watch him eat your kidneys as you slowly die from his attack. Again, there is nothing wrong with "cousin Ted".

Little girl: mom where did timmy go?

Her mom: Cousin Ted was feeling rather peckish.

by Mr. Shog December 9, 2022

third cousin twice removed

1. Grandparent's third cousin
2. Third cousin's grandchild

my third cousin twice removed is a politician

by GasparThalasso June 6, 2025

half-first great-cousin-nibling

Half-first cousin’s grandchild.

My half-first great-cousin-nibling is a good person.

by Gtopql November 23, 2019

third-cousin-twice-removed

1- Great-great-great-grandparent's sibling's great-grandchild / Grandparent's third-cousin.
2- Great-grandparent's sibling's great-great-great-grandchild / Third-cousin's grandchild.

My third-cousin-twice-removed is a good person.

by ZJO8738 October 3, 2021

first-cousin-thrice-removed

1- Great-grandparent's cousin.
2- Cousin's great-grandchild.

My first-cousin-thrice-removed is a good person.

by ZURB981634 February 10, 2022

ur cousin be fussin

The worst insult of all time.

Bob: You're mom gay
Steve: Your dad lesbian
Bob: Your granny tranny
Steve: Your grandpap a trap
Bob: Your brother a mother
Steve: Your niece obese
Bob: Your family tree LGBT
Steve: Don't make me do it.
Bob: Do it!
Steve: Your cousin be fussin
(Bob then explodes, barely leaving Steve alive)

by XxDiamondDavidxX May 29, 2018

Cousins boy

A boy close to his older Cousin

I always loved hanging around cousins boy

by 459395 March 28, 2023