On your Birthday, take the number of birthday greetings you get on Facebook and divide by total number of friends.
I have a Birthday Friend Ratio close to 1 because I don't add acquaintances nor do I accept their friend requests.
by elseTM October 29, 2011
When you are no longer in contact with a person, but they still mail you a birthday card on your birthday!?!?
We haven't talked in months, but apparently we are on Birthday Card Status!
by Lucy Loo Allblue January 19, 2012
I gave my girlfriend a hot birthday cake for her 14th
by analprolapser3600 December 18, 2017
When someone is your facebook friend but never posts or likes and you delete them on their birthday...
"Facebook birthday notifications "
I don't even remember adding that person...
unfriend
"Happy Birthday Felicia"
Bye Felicia
I don't even remember adding that person...
unfriend
"Happy Birthday Felicia"
Bye Felicia
by JayWayne November 06, 2015
When your brother sharts all over your bed and pillows in attempt to make you dream of shitty somalian birthday parties.
by Donttouchmymoustache August 21, 2011
On your girlfriend or wife's birthday, you buy her favorite birthday cake and feed it to her. About a half hour later, you have sex with her doggie-style, and while penetrating her vagina,you stick a ping-pong paddle, or other flat, round shaped object, into her anus. She then takes a dump that comes out in the shape of a cake. You flip her on her back, placing the "birthday cake" on her stomach, adding a lit candle or two. You then fuck her missionary style, and when you cum you ejaculate "frosting" all over the birthday cake, also extinguishing the lit candles. Happy Birthday, Sweetie!
by lovemyelie March 09, 2011
May 5th. It is celibrated by the american communist party and is a day on which they protest economic explotation and is also used for special events. Carl Marx was born on May 5, 1818.
What are we doing on Carl Marx's birthday?
by Deep blue 2012 May 06, 2010