happy birthday felicia

When someone is your facebook friend but never posts or likes and you delete them on their birthday...

"Facebook birthday notifications "
I don't even remember adding that person...
unfriend
"Happy Birthday Felicia"
Bye Felicia

by JayWayne January 9, 2016

Birthday twin pals

When two or more people, who are not twins in the traditional sense, share a birthday.

Chris, Tasha and Kara's husband all share the same birthday making them birthday twin pals. How freaky!

by Sallgoodman December 12, 2016

birthday cap

when someone purchases cotton pajama pants and sleeps in them multiple times (commando styleand not wash them), then procedes to take them, sneeks behind someone and and put their head in the pajama pants

Pajama pants may be substituted with another pantaloon made of a breathing fabric that retains odor, preferably cotton

I snuck up behind my brother and gave him a birthday cap.

by Rico R. April 26, 2005

Birthday Salad

Fecal Matter (n.) which takes different forms, i.e. a sandwhich, fruit, chips, cake.

It's your birthday and you are very hungry. You must eat a birthday salad.

by Quoreen Kwyn May 2, 2011

Somalian Birthday Party

When your brother sharts all over your bed and pillows in attempt to make you dream of shitty somalian birthday parties.

JAKE WHAT THE FUCK YOU JUST SOMALIAN BIRTHDAY PARTY-ED MY WHOLE FRIGGN BED!?!?!?

by Donttouchmymoustache August 23, 2011

The Happy Birthday Cake

On your girlfriend or wife's birthday, you buy her favorite birthday cake and feed it to her. About a half hour later, you have sex with her doggie-style, and while penetrating her vagina,you stick a ping-pong paddle, or other flat, round shaped object, into her anus. She then takes a dump that comes out in the shape of a cake. You flip her on her back, placing the "birthday cake" on her stomach, adding a lit candle or two. You then fuck her missionary style, and when you cum you ejaculate "frosting" all over the birthday cake, also extinguishing the lit candles. Happy Birthday, Sweetie!

Tonight I'm going to give my girlfriend The Happy Birthday Cake!

by lovemyelie March 24, 2011

Carl Marx's birthday

May 5th. It is celibrated by the american communist party and is a day on which they protest economic explotation and is also used for special events. Carl Marx was born on May 5, 1818.

What are we doing on Carl Marx's birthday?

by Deep blue 2012 May 6, 2010