I don’t have one

Something you’re parents say to you so you don’t feel bad

Me: hey mum, you know I’m you’re favourite

Her: I don’t have one

by Weird guy March 3, 2021

one-pillow relationship

Refers to a couple's "close 'n' cuddly" status whereby one adoring partner usually sleeps with his/her head nestled on da other person's chest, eliminating da need for his/her own bed-pillow.

Not only do Tiffany and I totally have a "one-pillow relationship", but happily it "works in both directions", too --- either she snoozes wif her ear contentedly resting on my "warm fuzzy chest", or I savoringly lay my face on da warm silky-smooth patch above her soft ample "pillows" and doze off almost immediately.

by QuacksO January 21, 2025

beach(ed) one

To shit such a long turd that it sticks out of the water

Beach(ed) one-“I had to shit so much that I beached one in the bowl.”

by Clark Ruby October 19, 2019

one-logger

When you gotta take a big shit, and you drop it all in one steamy log, rather than many shits. Its glorious and sought after by many cultures. Some say it's where the term "holy shit" derives from. A one-logger must be chosen by God, and cannot be artificially induced, thus banning the faux-logger.

ex 1)

Guy1: hey man, i just dropped a one-logger!
Guy2: HOLY SHIT dude no way, u snap any pics?
Guy1: OFC, wanna see?
Guy2: Ive never seen anything so glorious.. what was it like..

ex2) the tweet:
Yo twitter, i just dropped a one-logger. #YOLO

by Jacob Longfloor February 26, 2012

Cry one out

When you are just so sad that you have the overwhelming to need to masturbate
Or used as an excuse to go masturbate at a sad event such as a funeral

Brother: Hey Greg, grandma just died
Greg: oh my god, I need to go cry one out!!
Brother: gross dude

by Bratboy207 August 26, 2018

Drunk one

A drunk one is the person that says the most stupid things. They are the type of people who are not really drunk but act like it. They can be very awkward and are the most terrible singers. If you know a drunk one approach it with the greatest caution. You'll never know what they'll do.

Girl: OMG that guy is such a drunk one.

Boy: chill dude you don't want to be labeled as a drunk one.

by Don't know don't care October 9, 2015

One bap

A small joint

Me and Dave went behind Tesco for a ONE BAP

by Slebogs r us February 20, 2020