The leading indicator that you live in the Bizarro Universe because all so-called 'Full decks' of cards have no 'ONES' in them. In the other parallel universe all decks of cards start with the ones. In our 'Bizarro Universe' there are no 'ones' and nobody misses them because we are not using our brains properly. Want more evidence? Get the revelatory book that will blow your mind - The One Of Hearts by Michael Mathiesen
by GreenNewDealOfficial.com August 11, 2021
Get the One Of Heartsmug. Girl 1: I'm sooo pissed!
Girl 2: Why would that be?
Girl 1: He pulled a one strike ball game on me last night!
Girl 2: Yeah, they tend to do that.
Girl 2: Why would that be?
Girl 1: He pulled a one strike ball game on me last night!
Girl 2: Yeah, they tend to do that.
by catseye099 June 17, 2015
Get the One strike ball gamemug. 
by Adujasty343 June 13, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>No One Knows YOur VOice<.7.9.7.6.>mug. Simplistic childish reference to the Hulk. In movies where the Green One goes like "DSJIIIIIIHH"!! Always good that Green One!
Dude1: "Last night I saw a Hulk movie dude and it was great"
Dude2: "Why man?"
Dude1: "Because he went like DSJIIIHH. Always good the green one!"
Dude2: "Why man?"
Dude1: "Because he went like DSJIIIHH. Always good the green one!"
by edrocket February 21, 2017
Get the The Green Onemug. a LIE. When your drum major/band director decides to not be satisfied with the band's "final" run through.
by MoneyFi$h November 22, 2021
Get the One More Time!mug. The one that contacted that therapist that Jordan Peterson spoke to 3 -4 years ago. They were talking explicitly about school shootings and the guy he was talking about Saud a would-be shooter contacted a mentally health professional commensurate with the thing I said AND Jordan and the rest of your have a practice of highlighting people who are peripherally associated WHILE DENYING ME CREDIT for my contributions. That contribution being that I stopped a shoot schooling and YOU STOPPED 0 BITCH. MORE THAN YOU STOPPED. HOW MANY DID YOU STOP? Because I know from your participation in THIS that you CHOSE the child murder when the option was given to you but I know from your participation in THIS VERY THING that you also don't grasp the concept of "Choosing wrong" and "you being wrong and bad and dumb." So I don't know what that is all about. If it's some intellectual deficiency or mental retardation or what.
Hym "Which one did I stop. THAT ONE. That's why the not given me credit is the problem. And why your not giving me the credit I deserve. Because if I get the credit commensurate with the things then I'm the one who stopped a school shooting, you are not. I'm the one who protected kids, you are the one who did the wrong thing deliberately to spite me in THE NAME OF PROTECTING KIDS and then YOU stopped however many YOU stopped which TO ME looks like ZERO. Which shouldn't look like that to you. If it looks to you like I haven't stopped any school shootings, then THAT is something that had be done TO YOU and, deliberately so, so they YOU are operating on baseline assumptions that are wrong so that the people who have deliberately misinformed you for the purpose getting you to greenlight their theft from me. That one. So YOU stopped as many as YOU stopped... And then YOU did the thing deliberately that I said would result in child murdered instead of stopping anything. So..."
by Hym Iam October 10, 2025
Get the Which one did I stopmug.