getting smithed

When you tell a tasteless joke and someone that gets offended (or partner of offended party) slaps the shit outta ya

Person 1: Last night was crazy
Person 2: You're telling me, my favorite part was seeing Chris getting smithed

by moose knuckle the great March 29, 2022

can i get a napkin

you're at lunch and choking on your food and you're asking for a napkin yet you sound like a demon and everyone is laughing at you instead

*eating nachos at lunch and starts choking* "can I get a napkin?"

by gayrights27 January 24, 2022

Get selling pills

Get working in anyway, either selling pills or working a 9-5

When I get selling pills I’ma get my own yard g.

by Bigboxman January 25, 2022

get back scorer

A basketball term that defines a player who likes to match the opponent scoring in the previous play

for example, if an opponent scores a 3 pointer a get back scorer will try to score 3 points as well

Demar DeRozan is a get back scorer he like s to match his opponent's score

by UND3RCUT January 26, 2022

Getting they freaky on

Wild, hours long, unprotected sex in a cheap motel while using a lot of crystal meth. Kinky but risky fun. Best to not brag about it to coworkers, or your parents.

Joe (to his boss): “I heard Bob and Janet was getting they freaky on last night.”
Boss: “Where are they? They’re both fired.”

by Dirtymind 3333 January 27, 2022

Your son get the b minus

It is when you must disown your kid, he is a disappointment to your family and your bloodline, he not even get the a++++++++++++, so trash man, disown him else your bloodline corrupted.

Person 1: My son so good, he got the b minus
Asian man: YOUR SON GET THE B MINUS????? so trash, disown him.

by Snaukball January 27, 2022

Get nicked

Get nicked is a thing you say out of sarcasm to someone you don’t like it means get robbed

Get nicked cunt

by Get a grip January 30, 2022