National grab ass day

THE DUMBEST FUCKING THING IVE EVER HEARD JUST BECAUSE YOU SAY “ItS nAtIOnAl gRaB aSs DaY” DOESNT MAKE IT OK TO GROPE WOMEN OR ANYONE

person1: “Why did you grab my ass!?”
person2: “It’s national grab ass day!”
everyone except person2: “kys person2”

by Samw3ix March 23, 2021

National Newport Day

17th May. A day where people of all culture and historic backgrounds who live or are from Newport, come together and celebrate at a parade.

"Oh will you be at the Tredegar parade on the 17th of May?"
"Its National Newport Day"

by BigBillyTheTalkGuy November 12, 2025

National Bestie Day

on april 30th

Mark: Hey john did you know it is National Bestie Day?
John: no fuck off

by jroachcock199 April 30, 2022

national punch Izzy

National punch Izzy day is when

You punch an Izzy on September 15th

Hi Izzy!

What do you want?

…
Ow!!
What was that for?
It’s NATIONAL PUNCH IZZY DAY! :D

by Girlie for shurlie September 14, 2022

National Date Your Friend Day

National Date Your Friend Day is on May 1st. It’s a day where you date your friend for a day. If it works out, you can continue this “fake” dating until the next May 1st.

Person A: It’s National Date Your Friend Day! Wanna go out with me?

Person B: No. You fucking suck.

by urparentfuckerfacts May 1, 2022

national fuck a brody

on this day (september 16th) you have sex with someone named brody

“wow do you know what day it is?”
“yes it’s National Fuck A Brody Day”

by derek smith September 7, 2020

national ali and faith day

the day that ali and faith met <3

today is national ali and faith day

by iluvfaith May 1, 2021