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National One Nut Day

The one day in November you can nut
Tim: Ugh i wish i could nut
Rob: You can! Its National One Nut Day!
by bannonutnovember November 8, 2019
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sauce up ones

Like throwing up a peace sign as greeting but with only your pointer finger; though usually done with both hands. Generally used as a greeting, or form of recognition among friends, and seeing friends in a public setting.

Originated in southern Minnesota and used mainly in small communities as a sign of friendship.
Person 1: Oh hey there's Emily
Person 2: Cool sauce up ones!

I saw Jessica's mom in the grocery store yesterday, sauced up some ones.
by TolDorkandHondsome August 6, 2016
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The unignorable barely containable urge to take a crap.

For example: You and your mother hurriedly crossing a busy street to the nearest bathroom when she suddenly falls down as you see a bus in the distance quickly closing the gap between it and her. You scream an apology without missing a step asking the other pedestrians to please help her in lue of you trying to save her and shitting your pants in the middle of the road.
For example: You and your mother are hurriedly crossing a busy street to the nearest bathroom when she suddenly falls down and in the same instant see a bus in the distance quickly closing the gap between it and her. You scream an apology without missing a step asking the other pedestrians to please help her (in lue of you trying to save her and shitting your pants in the middle of the road). This would be a case of it being hard to give a shit when you have to take one.
by RyDawg2000 August 5, 2022
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One Fail Swoosh

To absolutely remove something from existence in the most chad way possible.
I obliterated that line of coke in One Fail Swoosh.
by 330Technician March 4, 2021
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Crack open a cold one

Person A:wanna crack open a cold one
Person B:let's get those w
by Dicklover6942056 January 25, 2020
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One of them

a situation or situations where things happen that are out of your control, these can vary from unfortunate to unreasonable but nevertheless are out of your control.
“Did you hear what happened the other day with little Jack and that kid in town? Apparently the kid was saying something about his bird.”
“I heard something got said but you never know do you? One of them isn’t it lad, let them get on with it.”
by Jam ed March 3, 2023
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hovis one

A hovis one is a girl with the maddest softest back. hovis implies that the back is soft like a hovis loaf of bread.
Yo look over there that gyals got back do you think she's a hovis one?
by J1_6 February 4, 2024
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