National Kiss Your Ex Day

I have to hit up my ex to celebrate the national kiss your ex day!
by anonymous91638 February 11, 2025
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National 2019 fanpage

National 2019 fanpage day is a day where all the fanpages will go back to the old times on June 24th
Are you excited to change our pfps for national 2019 fanpage day?
by National fanpage day March 25, 2021
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National Testicle Eating day

Every month, the days of 7th, 14th, 21st, and 28th, all girls can eat testies of any kind. She can take them however she wants or even just eat them while they're still attached. Make sure it hurts the balls haver and make sure you enjoy your fresh testies.!
Girl 1: "Fuck.. I'm so hungry"

Girl 2: "Lucky for you, it's national Testicle Eating day! And I see a boy just over there!"
by Ms. Nut Cracker July 20, 2023
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National Cum In My Pants Day

May 7th is celebrated as National Cum In My Pants Day in observance of our brothers who couldn’t quite make it out.
“Hey Conner, did you seriously just cum in your pants?” “Yeah it’s okay, it’s National Cum In My Pants Day.”
by SchleppBot April 29, 2020
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National See Pussy day

Your girlfriend has to send you a picture of there pussy

This holiday is on April 2nd
boyfriend: Hey babe look what day it is

Girlfriend:Monday

Boyfriend:no national see pussy day!
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Brush Your Teeth Everyday… Your Breath Stinks.
Get A Mint. Drink A Mouth Full Of Listerine. GODDAMN!!!
Me: Hey Sis! Guess What Today Is?
Her: What?
Me: Its NATIONAL BRUSH YOUR TEETH DAY!!
Her: Bruh…
Me: So Go Brush.. Everyday… Nonstop… its really bad..
by sturniolofan06 August 24, 2022
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