One Shit Wonder

The act of someone taking such a massive shit that they don't feel the urge to go within another week. Usually, after someone pulls a one shit wonder, they feel very light-headed. It is also very common to occur during the nighttime.

"Why haven't you been going to the bathroom lately, son?"

"Last Tuesday I had a One Shit Wonder."

"Oh, I thought that was your father poopsterbating"

by Droidxl May 11, 2014

The Big One

what they called me in high school

“Oh, god. Here comes the big one” one would utter as they hear the fat man theme song

by ScreamLoud763 November 9, 2025

Hole-In-One

When a guys jumps towards a girl who is lying on her back (naked) when their having sex. When he lands his d*ck is in her hole.

"Guess what Marcus, I just got a hole-in-one on Mellissa"

by AgxDragon April 6, 2021

One eyed monster

A guy who blew one side of his head off with a shotgun.

DoD you see the one eyed monster on rotten.com? Half his face and head was missing.

by Solid Mantis June 15, 2018

Hole in one

In masturbation, when you cum and it jumps directly into your belly button

"Last night, I was masturbating and I did a hole in one"

by Streakyzeus October 29, 2020

Only one beer

Lie you usually tell your wife when going for a cold one with your friends.

Guy: I'm going to bar with my friends.
Wife: so you're gonna get wasted like last time?
Guy: nah I'm gonna have only one beer

by InternetMeme May 20, 2022

That one looks doog

Good school know that one looks doog.
unilimimal

That one looks doog, random subconcios saying or some shit

by Mineowedwus May 10, 2023