When your sleazy, white trash, welfare-dependant daughter comes back to roost at your home with her five illegitimate children – because she just can’t make ends meet on four handouts alone.
With the cost of everything rising, public assistance from Welfare, Social Security, Food Stamps and Child Support is no longer allowing her to live the way that she had been accustomed – and the single-wide trailer has just been repossessed!
It’s sad, but once the essentials such as cigarettes, beer, drugs, snacks, lottery tickets, magazines and pre-paid cell phone cards are purchased, there never seems to be enough money left over for the non-essentials such as rent, utilities, gas or car repairs.
With the cost of everything rising, public assistance from Welfare, Social Security, Food Stamps and Child Support is no longer allowing her to live the way that she had been accustomed – and the single-wide trailer has just been repossessed!
It’s sad, but once the essentials such as cigarettes, beer, drugs, snacks, lottery tickets, magazines and pre-paid cell phone cards are purchased, there never seems to be enough money left over for the non-essentials such as rent, utilities, gas or car repairs.
Man1: I heard that C moved back in with you, with all the kids.
Man 2: Yep, The Spread Eagle Has Landed!
Man 2: Yep, The Spread Eagle Has Landed!
by Politic Ric October 31, 2010
Get the The Spread Eagle Has Landedmug. Someone who loves freedom and George Washington but also is openly a freak. Has licked a butthole in their day just to know the taste and for the thrill.
Did you hear Johnny had sex wearing Abe Lincoln boxer briefs? Yeah - he’s a real
Bald Eagle Butthole Licker
Bald Eagle Butthole Licker
by IDONTEXIST February 20, 2019
Get the Bald Eagle Butthole Lickermug. When you and your girl are having sex, she does a backflip eagle split right on to your face and eats her out.
by Dev the patel May 27, 2018
Get the Backflip double split eaglemug. My butthole is having spasms
by Bald eagles March 31, 2017
Get the bald eagle in my buttholemug. a really big ugly fuck over 6,5 thats wears american eagle clothes when he doesnt look right in them
by Daniel shaw May 20, 2008
Get the american eagle fat assmug. Home to all fake-ass people. Everything is a popularity contest and if your house doesn’t have a pool, you’re poor.
by Ms. Diamond December 1, 2019
Get the Eagle Ridge Middle Schoolmug. Big bad ass looking pistol made in Israel, you can get a .357, .40, .44, .45, or .50 AE.
This gun is one of the most powerful handguns.
This gun is one of the most powerful handguns.
A .50 AE Desert Eagle can shoot your head CLEAN off your shoulders, don't wanna mess with anyone that has one.
by Max Killian May 19, 2006
Get the .50 AE Desert Eaglemug.