Alex

hornyest nigga you will ever meet
alex is ugly as shit and would smash marte
you fucked her? gotta be named alex
by Hugelock March 14, 2022
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only and Alex would say that.
by Fishing God May 21, 2019
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A really weird kid that likes twins. He pretends to play hockey, but in reality he is just looking for prey.
"Alex tried touching me last night, I screamed and called the cops. He is in jail now."
by IndianBoi69434 May 30, 2019
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A disease that drives people insane. The person suffering Alex are known to lose their neurons and gain noueurons making them overreacting to bad jokes and make them feel an uncontrollable desire to make unfunny and dark-jokes over any situation.

Another sign of this disease is the multiple personalities that the infected person might have.

Alex is incurable and people infected with this might suffer uncontrollable laughter at bad jokes and multiple personalities
- Person dies
- Why is he laughing?
- He's suffering of Alex.

- Have you heard about Person? He got diagnosed with Alex.

- Alex got inside Person
by definitely_not_alex_i_swear November 27, 2019
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Alex is the sweetest person on earth. She is very pretty and fashionable, and she is super smart. She loves oatmeal and she's super funny. She likes to watch weird videos (that she thinks are funny) and she sucks at Shell Shockers. Although she never admits it, Alex is the most beautiful person in the school and she has a very funny and lovable personality. When she is excited she jumps up and down. Alex also loves cocoa puffs. She's super cute and amazing, and she's a great friend.
by alskdfj1235 September 25, 2019
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Not all heroes wear capes but Alex has stage 4 cancer so it does not matter at all.
He’ll be dead soon.
Aled: Do you know Alex?
George : Oh that guy who dates someone who looks like his sister?

Nivid: It’s alright he lives in Alabama
by Aled James October 30, 2018
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The hardest fucking lad in the universe! Don't mess with this kid or he'll fuck you up. Most known for his legless nan and sexy body shape he is the ruler of the world!
Jason-"Yo that Alex kids chattin shit to me! Ima fuck him up"
Tyreece-"You dumb cunt he'll end your life"
by Swag nan November 25, 2018
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