baby randomizer

When you gargle semen in your throat, switching around the sperm cells and spitting it in your vagina, thus randomizing your baby's overall personality.

I like doing baby randomizers because you never know what you're gonna get!

by Sauce professional November 20, 2017

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Random Randy

When you get out of the shower and you forget to dry it and goes all over the place and you look like some guy named Randy.

Person 1- Wow your hair is so soft and fluffy
Person 2- Yeah but I definitely look like Random Randy right now

by anonymous February 15, 2023

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Random

Blake is a Random skid on xbox. / He doesn't join partys because he's scared to get pulled or some shit. and a newgen.

by upnn February 9, 2024

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When some dude is jumping up yelling "Miami!" in a very inappropriate situation, this is called a random Miami. The random Miami has to be executed truely without any context to be classified as a classic random Miami. A random Miami is said to occur very rarely and therefore is an event only the luckiest of man will experience more than once in his lifetime.

Some dude: "MIAMI!!!" - "Wow, was that just a classic random Miami? My grandfather told me about this!"

by the_bj March 1, 2019

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Serbian random

In serbia you live under random circumstances. Sometimes, all you need is 5 minutes to complete a doctor check, sometimes you will wait agonizing 5 hours just to get in line. Sometimes you'll get lucky and get all the papers from state institution in a flash without any additional trips to other institutions, while your neighbor under SAME circumstances will have to do a bunch of trips getting some bullshit papers just to get an approval to get the papers for which he has to wait a few days to get them done.

- Hey, I just finnished the check-up at the office.
- Are you kidding me? I'm still waiting in line for the approval!
- But we gathered the required documents together? What the fuck man?
- Fucking serbian random!

by Gormit November 20, 2024

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