Skip to main content

Burrito Blunt

A blunt too massive for an average person to consume
Person A: "Damn dude, look at this fat ass Burrito Blunt!"
Person B: "Shit nigga"
by McWeave May 16, 2016
mugGet the Burrito Blunt mug.

The slob blunt Effect

When in varying degrees a blunt is trashed during a solo or group session.
There are multiple degress of a slob blunt:
1. The paper begins to soften.
2. The paper is softened and soiled by saliva.
3. Its beyond Jesus's saving.
Note: If softening begins to happen, remove self and blunt from the immediate space. Extinguish blunt, then collect and preserve remaining weed for later date.
Ronny passed juju a freshly rolled and lit blunt, in which he partook . After completing his rotation he passed it to lee, torn and doused in saliva. This smoke sesh experienced, The Slob Blunt Effect.
by Mynamesjuju January 19, 2018
mugGet the The slob blunt Effect mug.

Elder Blunt

A joint as old as the Elder Wand.
It's Loud AF, sometimes it can quell the nerves.
Severus Snape: Albus, I caught Potter and his friends with some midass herb, most likely given to them by Sirius Pack. How do we proceed?
Albus Dumbledore: Alright, first of all nigga, you don't go runnin' up on a real nigga like that. This ain't the opp block nigga calm down. And since Harry was able to sip pure wock without buggin, he is ready to face the Opp-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named. He is ready for the Elder Blunt.
Severus Snape: Albus, you cannot be serious. He is only a boy. The Elder Blunt is the loudest shit ever rolled.
Albus Dumbledore: Indeed, it is the same gas we used on Tom Riddle all those years ago, therefore it only it that can stop the Dark Loud. By the way you tryin to hit this shit bruh, It'll quell your nervousness for Potter.
Severus Snape: I... Suppose...
*Takes a hit*
Severus Snape: Damn that shit Loud as fuck!
Albus Dumbledore: Severus! Stay with me! I need you to give me a ride to 7 Eleven, I got hella munchies bruh.
by Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik September 21, 2024
mugGet the Elder Blunt mug.

blunt bitch

Girl that usually gets passed around or wont have a problem being with someone and later on, his friends.

Shes a blunt bitch, not wifey material.

-Bebo Rabia
-ig @bebo_dope_asfvck
-Steven Almonte
This blunt bitch got a new man every two weeks.
by BeboRabia May 20, 2014
mugGet the blunt bitch mug.

fruit snack blunt

A pack of gushers poured into a fruit roll up and rolled like a blunt.
He hobbled the fruit snack blunt with two hands.
by Dru Taylor October 2, 2016
mugGet the fruit snack blunt mug.

This and a Blunt

A phrase used to describe a moment in time where a marijuana-filled “blunt” could be used to compliment the pleasure you’re experiencing
*admiring the distant sunset with a close companion*
“Damn, this and a blunt would go insane right now
by YungZee October 18, 2021
mugGet the This and a Blunt mug.

bite the blunt

when you freind try to grind you up but this nigga got nasty teeth just say dam look like you bite a blunt
by robert 215 February 24, 2020
mugGet the bite the blunt mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email